@DaddyJew

https://xitter.cf/t.co/Khbo6khxhO

 Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2011
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  • Followers38.8K
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*magically pulls a joint out behind my lil nephew’s ear* Nephew’s mom: will you stop doing that
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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The chaos feeds something.
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beni
@boyhell20h
whats a good starter girlfriend for people just getting into ruining their lives
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Lance Cooper
@lmauricecpr2h
The president of the United States told Nicki Minaj to stand up so Klan members could see her ass, and she did.
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there’s nothing more sus than a woman telling you how much she loves that for you
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I'm kind of a hippie, but not the "I don't believe in bathing or shaving" kind of hippie.
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slim@slimfitgenes6h
Pulls out a small miso soup to sip while everyone else lights up a cigarette
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Stranger: nice to meet you Me: you bullshittin
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real freak flag recognize real freak flag
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Antonio@dreadheadmonk23h
have you tried unlocking and locking in again
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nothing much surprises me anymore, but I still startle pretty easily
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any day can be a cheat day when you’re a piece of shit
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i have faith that even my dumbest ideas will prevail
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are we vibin right now, your honor?
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juicy j
@therealjuicyj18h
I'm back in the gym
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Bad guy: all the bong rips in the world can’t save you now Me: mind if i try?
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where’s this moderation place im supposed to go do my drugs at
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It's amazing that we still have the middle finger emoji. They haven't taken everything from us.....yet.
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If I’ve learned anything from watching Crystal Lake, it’s that it ain’t easy reason a Jason
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meh, I’ve seen fuller moons
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