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Trivelig drittsekk. Til tider sint, alltid sarkastisk. —- «Damn! Nå er @Dag_Torp sint igjen." -Thomas Vik «Voldsomt så sint du er.» -Jarl Waage

Joined February 2012
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
A new world record for a psilocybin containing mushroom, an Albino Crooked Mystery weighing in at 1216 grams wet. When dried, this mushroom is equivalent to ~34 3.5 gram doses.
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Men koffein er ikke et rusmiddel altså, ikke i det hele tatt! 😇
Frå dagens seminar om matberedskap kan eg fortelle om fokus på system og øvingar som gjer oss meir robuste. Mellom anna øvde vi etter lunsjen på nokre få minutter utan kaffeforsyningar. Minutt 1-3: forvirring. Minutt 4-6: konspirasjonsteoriar og nokon forlot seminaret for å jakte kaffe i Oslos gater. Minutt 7-10: desperasjon og tilløp til anarki på arrangørs kjøkken. Minutt 11: kaffen kom i store mengder frå nabokjøkkenet. Minutt 12: Nokon av dei som forlot seminaret kom tilbake, nokon utsveitta og desperat utan kaffe, nokon med kaffe og eit vilt men tilfreds smil som om dei hadde skutt ein premium elgokse. Men alle var ganske glade no, med kjensler av mestring, overleving og robusthet.
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
This proves that all toddlers and all moms of all species are the same. 😂 #Wildlife #Comedy #BabyBear
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
Ain’t they just beauts?
got my Binface leaflet today and it genuinely feels like I’ve been visited by Santa
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
You dont fukking come to my house!
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genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud
3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
At the moment, Elon Musk's civil war in Britain is off to a slow start
🚨 Homicides in England and Wales have fallen to their lowest level in almost fifty years.
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
Replying to @bkovoDC @LqLana
Maybe switch the water with Brawndo.
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En av ildsjelene på feltet arrangerer (fiske)turer for folk som av div grunner trenger å komme seg ut. Har allerede fått sponsorer som stiller m fiskeutstyr etc, men trenger fremdeles midler til fiskekort, transport etc. #FraGataTilMarka #NarkoTwitter 😊 spleis.no/project/502712
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
This is biblical. A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years. Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin. She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
TikTok leads platforms in misinformation exposure, new EU study reveals While X is least credible
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On a lighter note from my normal angry output, I’m going to Norway soon in anticipation of which I bought a guidebook. It was written in 1884 and this one published in 1892 and is very charming. Read the ‘Hints to Tourists’ which are amusing and I perhaps still pertinent. I’d guess the weather’s the same. I know the book was used in 1894 because its owner sketched Stavanger on the back of the foldout map insert. The book’s also full of dried flowers and leaves which I can only assume were collected on the same journey, making them 132 years old.
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
All of the #Scientology buildings on Hollywood Blvd. are locked down and they even took off the door handles. TikTok children did in a week what 30 years worth of books and documentaries couldn’t.
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A new Banksy sculpture appears in central London….people are saying it is depicting "a politician or other official blinded by patriotism and walking directly into danger" 🔥 Banksy confirmed the work is his by posting this video on his IG👇
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Meanwhile in Hungary
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Beste beskrivelsen av USA så langt. USA er et hotellrom og Trump er et UV-lys som gjør at alle de ekle tingene som vi ellers ikke kan få øye på blir lysende klare og tydelig for alle å se... xitter.gq/KerryBurgess/status/20…
He's not wrong. In the USA, everything is covered in spunk...
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Dag Andreas Torp retweeted
Donald Trump finds out that Viktor Orban has lost the election:
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Douglas Adams being deeply prophetic. But Tom Baker being an obsequious software agent is nearly too much
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"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"
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