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#MofobianTV: Am funny thing about Mo am Mo insists Mo always honest but all Mo does am lie.
Mo recently redid blog, claims Mo just took blog over. Previous entries all from "dad".
Problem am news us did from Mo's blog entries previously Mo admitted Mo wrote.
Mo am Mo's dad?!?
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#CrimeBeat #FollowUp: Butler was 17 at time of offenses & faced multiple felony charges, including first-degree rape, attempted first-degree rape, rape by instrumentation, & domestic assault & battery by strangulation. Medical reports indicated 1 victim was nearly killed
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Trump is unhinged.
He came to Michigan to say why Abdul El-Sayed is so dangerous, stepped away from the microphone to describe Jon Husted's body, then talked about Nicki Minaj's ass.
Not gas.
Not jobs.
Not prices.
Not inflation.
Just asses.
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Serial killers! Aliens! Zombies! We tracked the 100 highest-rated horror films and where to stream them... and a free service has 36 of them 🎃
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The republicans are Bull Connor/ KKK grand wizard level racist and Trump has made it so they let it all hang out now all the time. These are vile demented cretins and they shouldn’t be trusted to manage an Arby’s never mind a country
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A surprising way to fluff up your Japanese omelets. soranews24.com/2026/10/27/on…
#ThatJustOut: Susan am make daily reviews of ums staff, trying to bug us but failing as him no understand.
Us no care about likes.
Us am fixated on views.
Any post us make gets at least 10 views, that am win.
Susan am focus on wrong things, many am say so
#HappyHedgehog
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Elon Musk didn’t create Tesla.
He bought it.
He didn’t create X.
He bought Twitter and ruined it.
He didn’t invent the rockets, propulsion systems or telemetry of SpaceX. He used NASA tech and poached their engineers.
He’s a venture capitalist and a college dropout. That’s it.
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🔥 BEN MEISELAS ERUPTS: The Cheesecake Factory faux outrage is the PERFECT example of how the propaganda machine works.
These people have spent DECADES studying how to brainwash Americans, divide us, and pit us against each other so the oligarchs can get richer, steal our healthcare, send our kids to endless wars, and buy themselves more yachts and private jets.
This isn't an accident. It's a calculated, multibillion-dollar propaganda machine designed to keep Americans fighting each other while the people at the top feast on our flesh.
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#NewsRP: Am seem Tiny been spoofing @DailyHtrae with him own newspaper, but where ums news am cover wide variety of topics... him only does news on Zarros.
What am wrong with him?
Couldn't him find more interesting topic?
Am him not getting enough fiber in diet?
Us am boring!
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Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week buff.ly/dBUpivo
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Donald Trump’s creepy AF comments about Nicky Minaj’s backside managed to be both shocking and entirely predictable at the same time – 21 people who said it best
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