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Feeling a bit lazy today.

*yawn* I guess it's time to get out of my PJs and put a little effort into today. #dfw #dfwweather

Good morning #dfw. I'm feeling good today. tinyurl.com/3mmebrz #DFWWeather

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! #dfw

What's that, @ERCOT_ISO? Rolling blackouts? And I'm not even trying yet....

@wfaaweathertoo @dallas_news Want to place bets on what I can do today? #dfw

I told you @ERCOT_ISO .... I'm gonna do my thing and you do your thing. Let's see who wins.

@ERCOT_ISO Better tell your power generation plants to work overtime because daddy is about to stretch his legs. #dfw

Here's your theme song for the day, #dfw. tinyurl.com/5r2d6t

Feel that? I'm blasting you with some 105-degree weak sauce. I'm just getting warmed up. Stay tuned. #dfw

Hey @AAdvantage and @dfwairport --- how are things going out there? A little convective turbulence? You're welcome. #dfw

HAHA! Turned it up a notch just for giggles. 109 degrees at Love Field. Come get some, #dfw!

@dallas_news How'd I do today?

Seems appropriate. tinyurl.com/yqcgsa

@OKCHeatRecord You want some of me?

108 bitches. Come get some.