OKC Heat Record

You guys would like some of me now, wouldn't ya? Someone go give that Anna girl a kiss and bring back summer.

Look out college football fans, I'm coming for you today.

Coming for you again today bitches!!!!!!

Burn baby burn!

BITCHES!!!

Enjoy your fireworks tomorrow. If you happen to catch on fire while lighting one, you'll get a minuscule taste for the July I'm planning.

Whoo woo! Let this beautiful day serve as a painful reminder too all that in just a few short months you'll all be begging for mercy again.

I'm cold. This is very bad. This is not good at all.

I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage...

I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it.

Thank you for calling @okcheatrecord. I am unable to answer your call right now, but if you leave a message I'll call you back next summer.

Weather like this leaves me simply speechless. Speechless and defeated.

Damn you thunder storm!!! You just had to come along and ruin a perfectly good day.

RT @KnowItOK: Heat drives grasshoppers to urban areas. tinyurl.com/3bxjoj9 -- YOU KNOW IT!!!

Is it just me, or do I make this look good? twitpic.com/631vws

I'm burnin' I'm burnin' I'm burnin' for you!!!!!!

Don't think I'm a let up just because the sun goes down either. Like Kenny Chesney, that's when I really start groovin'.

I will melt you all.

That's right you bunch of sweaty fools. I ain't goin' nowhere!