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Can’t see myself being back on here anytime soon so just pinning this and fucking off.
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Another Olympic Games goes by without anyone getting close to the 1988 times of absolutely, totally, definitely not a drugs cheat, no way sirree, clean as a whistle, Florence Griffith-Joyner.
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I don’t really understand the Triathlon relay thing. Like they’re all doing a mini-triathlon for each leg so surely there would be faster athletes for a mini-triathlon than your normal triathletes. It’s like having mile runners running each leg of the 4x400.
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Well I just made 3 back to back eagles on par 4s using just a stick I stole off a passing tramp and a ball made from rolled up Haribo Tangfastics.
President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.
He’s a fantastic golfer!
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“Wow, what a ding dong we have here!” says the BBC diving commentator as the French diver with the smuggled baguette stands on the diving board.
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I've said it on here before but I must've watched this about 500 times on a knackered VHS. Probably my favourite "live/studio" performance.
Donald Trump is Brat.
The true political heir to the Brat meme is Donald Trump.
🖊️ @finn_mcredmond newstatesman.com/thestaggers…
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Just in case there's anyone else as dim as me. Yesterday I found out that Discovery+ and all the wall-to-wall Olympic coverage is actually free if you're already a Sky subscriber. You just need to subscribe to it and set up an account.
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That was just as insane!!! #therowing
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Was passing Tennents on Byres Rd tonight and they were watching the dressage on the big screen.
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Katie Crutchfield back in Glasgow for Waxahatchee’s first show here in 10 long years and … damn it … she’s just fucking peerless.








