Dan Collie

🐟 “¡No manches, Dan! 😳 No me quejo, pero ¿mínimo me dejas terminar de filetear este pinche huachinango?!” Dan llegó al mercado buscando algo fresquecito… 🍆 Nomás que no se le antojó el ceviche, sino el lobote papasote que lo despachaba. 😏🐺 🎨 @peomanda 🐺 @oneiriclupus

🐟 “Uhhh… Dan? 😳 Not that I’m complaining, but could you at least let me finish filleting this fish first?!” Dan came looking for something fresh… 🍆 Turns out the catch of the day was behind the counter. 😏🐺 🎨 @peomanda 🐺 @oneiriclupus

“One moment, please… just cleaning up real quick.” 👅 Jayce rearranged Dan’s insides and isn’t in any rush. 🍑 Dan’s still on his knees cleaning him up. The customer in the back? Not complaining. The view? Complimentary with every purchase. 😏 🎨 @yayi_mr 🐺 Jayce: @Angard30