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Dan Guiry

@Danguiry

I'm gonna twit tweets to you twerps

 Toronto
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Joined April 2010
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THURSDAY!! It's that time of year again when THE PRO SHOW gets DARK & DIRTY! So come on down to @comedybar this Thursday and celebrate the birth of our lord and saviour with some good old fashioned filth and depravity! comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-s… #proshow #comedybar #Toronto
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When did thick and curvy start translating to fat and forgot to wipe my ass!?
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Hey @oliviachow please fix traffic in this city this is terrible
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New ear and eye candy from @alexzjohnson featuring @Danguiry and the visual skills of cinematographer Alastair Sinclair. youtube.com/watch?v=taOg9H7V…

Alexz Johnson - Take the Blame (Official Music Video)

►Buy/Download/Stream the album 'Seasons': https://alexz-johnson.lnk...

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This lovely shot of Miles and Gwen was animated by Em Guiry and lit by Matthew McDonald. Terence Tieu in cfx finessed her upside down hair groom #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse #SpiderMan #SpiderVerse #animation
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@UncleHotep27 Feb 2023
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Replying to @batmankinfolk
Here's some great Gym Music For Ya Try @dsol2020 - Bloody Robots and Bone Machines open.spotify.com/track/4JEvU… @sirrealtalk - Raze That Roof open.spotify.com/track/6Tpqq…  ‘Diamonds In My Canines’ open.spotify.com/track/5bzhp…  @DanGuiry's Max Phoenix - Knife City open.spotify.com/track/1tB7X…
Bloody Robots and Bone Machines

Bloody Robots and Bone Machines

Dark Side of Light · Bloody Robots and Bone Machines · Song · 2021

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Twitter files part 4 1. Internal documents show employees scrambling to make this app not suck
We are entering dangerous no nut November territory... #NNNHardMode
Not feeling to great in the gut today
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Can someone explain the Tampax controversy to me like I'm on my period!?
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Will he tweet!!?
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I don't know why everyone's losing their shit about #RIPTwitter this app has continued to suck my balls throughout
News flash!!! People who don't believe in #santaclauses are on the #naughty list
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Are @elonmusk and @AOC gonna bang? Tune in next week to find out! Same batshitcrazy time same batshitcrazy place!
You know the government is failing miserably when comedians are standing up for teachers
I haven't had nuts once!!! #NoNutNovember I'm allergic!!! #anaphylactic
These trick or treaters are animals
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Nancy Pelosi has huge boobs
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