@DanMartinIsNot

Journo and Scriptwriter. Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

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Joined February 2009
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I guess the lesson here then is don't rape people
New York Post
@nypost10 Mar 2020
Harvey Weinstein’s lawyers say he’ll die behind bars if sentenced to more than five years trib.al/ifwVdSc
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God
@TheTweetOfGod8 Oct 2019
You are all so fucked.
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Robert Peston
@Peston15 Jul 2019
This is very funny. @jeremycorbyn sees my colleague @PaulBrandITV and seems to hide behind a pillar.
Paul Brand
@PaulBrandITV15 Jul 2019
WATCH: Jeremy Corbyn appears to slip behind a pillar in the foyer of Labour HQ to avoid the cameras awaiting his departure. He was there to speak to staff, apparently all part of a 'semi-regular' visit, as he faces criticism of the way the party's handled antisemitism.
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God
@TheTweetOfGod9 Jul 2019
I send natural disasters to punish mankind for being stupid enough to believe in a God who would send natural disasters to punish it.
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Wes Streeting
@wesstreeting8 Jul 2019
It’s time for a woman leader.
Jess Phillips
@jessphillips8 Jul 2019
Womens representation matters, it is not a tool to punish and win control for men. The idea that we get a second deputy spot feels like a failure to me. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/l…

Labour 'could revive plans to create female deputy leader position'

EXCLUSIVE: Three top labour MPs are considered to be in the running for another attempt to revive female deputy leader role

mirror.co.uk
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God
@TheTweetOfGod8 Jul 2019
Fuck half of you.
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Yep I do have thoughts, he was expelled quicker than a man who threatened to kill me, quicker than a man in my CLP who denied the Holocaust, both are only still suspended.
Ryan@rycxnnxr28 May 2019
Replying to @jessphillips
Thoughts on Alastair Campbell’s expulsion from the Labour Party today?
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Jess Phillips
@jessphillips7 May 2019
Just leaving Westminster and and man ran down the street along side me asking me about why Carl Benjamin shouldn't be able to joke about my rape. Shouting "I pay your wages".
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So here’s what I’ve been up to lately. Pilot was amazing fun to shoot with a top team of very amusing space people.
The Hollywood Reporter
@THR22 Apr 2019
Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci)'s space comedy #Avenue5 ordered to series at @HBO thr.cm/aeS1yw
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BBC One
@BBCOne20 Apr 2019
Can music really make a difference to people with dementia? @Vicky_McClure has put together a Dementia Choir to find out. #OurDementiaChoir
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Nicola James
@NAJ56220 Apr 2019
#JohnBercow is refusing to issue an invitation to @realDonaldTrump to address the UK Parliament this summer. Bercow states that it’s an ‘earned honour’, not a right. An honour #Trump doesn’t deserve, citing ‘opposition to racism & sexism’. RT if you support Bercow’s decision.
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TV-am@TV_am20 Apr 2019
Easter eggcups..
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James O'Brien
@mrjamesob18 Apr 2019
Theresa May’s inner circle contains the bloke who wrote the Mail’s ‘Steel of The New Iron Lady’ splash, a former BBC boss who reportedly helped Arron Banks cover up LeaveEU’s courtship of fascists & an ex Vote Leave staffer who outed his young, Muslim ex to cover up law-breaking.
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This week Hard Left accounts have accused me of being a traitor, fascist & white supremacist, controlling the BBC, running a big-business cabal, working for Netanyahu, financing the murder of children, colluding in a plot to kill Corbyn & not being a real Jew. This is not normal.
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One of my favourite things I've done this past year has been to work with @petshopboys on this, premiering in Edinburgh in August edinburghnews.scotsman.com/n…
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It will be the greatest grammar joke of all time if ‘H’ and ‘Haitch’ turn out to be two different people. #LineOfDuty
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Dan Mersh@danmersh9 Apr 2019
Donald Tusk is the third Crane brother isn't he. He's the midpoint between Frasier and Niles.
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Brexiters: We hold all the cards! Europe: ....We’re playing chess.
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ChukaUmunna
@ChukaUmunna10 Apr 2019
WATCH: Brexiters are now claiming the vote in 2016 was for a 'no deal' crash-out. The only problem is that's not what they used to say. Please RT: xitter.cf/peoplesvote_uk/status/…
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Jon Kay ☕️@jonkay0111 Apr 2019
If you haven’t yet been stopped in the street by a reporter and asked for your opinion on Brexit, please don’t worry. We now have six additional months to find you. And we will.
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