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Chicago, IL
Joined February 2009
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At the gamblers anonymous meeting crying about how I lost it all on the responsible gaming NFL sweepstakes
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The NBA has begun its investigation into the Sacramento/Ben Simmons above fair market value contract.
Just in: Three-time All-Star Ben Simmons has agreed on a one-year, $3.5 million deal with the Sacramento Kings, his agents Max Wiepking, Sean Tribe and Ryan Arney tell me and @MarcJSpears. The one-time All-NBA star is back in the NBA for a 10th season after sitting out 2025-26.
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Someone wake Bill Simmons up from this weeks colonoscopy
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Someone get me the copyright for LeJawn James
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They want me out of this neighborhood
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Taylor fans outside of msg beating the shit out of girls in phoebe bridgers shirts
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Boys night drinking Broseco and watching Flex in the City
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Do you think Dr Frankenstein ever called his hog Frankenstein’s monster. CAUSE I SURE AS HELL DONT!!!
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🎶Do you hear what I hear🎶 🎶A song a song🎶 🎶Thong th-thong thong thong🎶
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An evil Shaboozy name Bashoozy
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Twitter is where clips go when you don’t want to post at peak hours
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Cirque Du Soleil is cool and all but I don’t get why all the performers be to have to be cirquemsized?
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Mattress pitchman - “how do you sleep at night” Jeffrey Epstein - “on a mattress from mattress firm”
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Twitter is for posting well outside of peak hours
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Eagles fans looking at a fresh horse poop once this game is over
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Burrow is representing for white guys for Kamala
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Going to the dentist to get a cavity filled. And after that hopefully they’ll work on my teeth.
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Just got great odds betting on a horse with seasonal affective disorder
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