Dancer Problems

I can’t think of a bigger #DancerProbz than models or actresses pretending to do “ballet”

“I’m sorry, I thought there was enough music for three. Wouldn’t it be better if we all did a triple?”

Class, competition, and recital all canceled. #DancerProbz

Hoping you bitches haven’t sickled your feet too much or fallen out of your turns while I’ve been gone. #DancerProbz

Surprise, bitch.

Saut de Chat Sunday should be the new Selfie Sunday for dancers. #DancerProbz

"I don't even need to spot." Oh, that's why you fall out of your singles, right? Gotcha. #DancerProbz

This is a dance competition, not a strip club. Where is the rest of your costume? #DancerProbz

I can't watch any Christmas movies without wanting to practice my variation. #SugarPlumProbz

It would be nice if my tights would stop falling down and/or riding up. #DancerProbz

Saturday morning doesn't mean sleeping in, I still have class. #DancerProbz

See, I would explain to you the difference between different brands of pointe shoes, but you still wouldn't get it... #DancerProbz

In a perfect world pointe shoes would be like, 5 dollars... or free. #DancerProbz

I don't even wanna think about how many people are going to dance to Summertime Sadness this year... #DancerProbz

If you pronounce Bloch like "blotch" instead of "block" then you can get out of my class. #DancerProbz

Christmas recitals. #DancerProbz

Meghan Sanett makes my jaw drop. #DancerProbz

Remember the days when Dance Moms wasn't completely staged and predictable? #DancerProbz