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The movie I wrote, produced, starred in, and co-directed last summer is out now. Hope you like it:
youtube.com/watch?v=8IGsrJT3…
Perfect time for a Close-Up remake:
🚨 In Case You Missed This Story, Just Know THIS IS INSANE.
Feds say a 35-year-old man FAKED BEING A #49ers PLAYER and allegedly scammed 26 women out of more than $1.3 MILLION through romance & investment schemes.
He reportedly used:
🏈 Fake 49ers career
📸 Fake Instagram
💰 Fake bank statements
🚘 Luxury cars
📱 Dating apps
His IG even had “Free Agency,” “Year 1” and “Super Bowl” highlights.
He was arrested at an airport with an alleged accomplice.
Bro really created an entire NFL career… to run a $1.3M dating scam. 😭
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Daniel Winn retweeted
I cannot imagine there is a worse person you could hang out with tonight than the guy who went to Chicago for the Texas National Guard and was just sent home for being too short.
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They should do another American Taskmaster with Mantzoukas as the Greg and me as the Alex. It is the logical endgame to every choice I've made in my creative life. Every episode would get better ratings than the Super Bowl.
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sweatily using every ounce of willpower in my body to not address the heat to my beloved barista, solidifying my status as Not Like Other Custies
My favorite race in track is a slow 1500 semi final
You gotta dig deep.
Last laps from automatic qualifiers in the first semifinal of the Men’s 1500 Meters at the 2025 @NCAATrackField DI Championships.
Jack Crull, 50.62
Trent McFarland, 50.71
Nathan Green, 51.00
Brendan Herger, 50.77
Gary Martin, 50.82
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Daniel Winn retweeted
When I say that movie you loved from your childhood sucks I want you to know I mean that harmfully. I am directly attacking your inner child.
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If we try hard enough, we can make Tom from Metropolitan explaining after a long, condescending discussion about Jane Austen that he hasn’t actually read any Jane Austen but only Lionel Trilling’s essays on her into some sort of “meme”, which will make people watch Metropolitan
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The guy I buy birdseed from is ripping me off. He and I should be selling equal amounts of birdseed to each other
Is this an episode of Nathan for You?
JoJo Siwa Is Selling VIP Tour Tickets for over $900 Where Fans Can ‘Help’ Her Crew Set Up for Concerts people.com/jojo-siwa-selling…
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