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Joined May 2012
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‘Now shake hands and get on with it’
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“As a man, it’s almost forbidden to cry.” Five of the biggest names in football and the Duke of Cambridge open up about mental health #ARoyalTeamTalk #MakeExtraTime
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saw a tweet tht said u can’t stand backwards on stairs nd now it’s all I can think about
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89-years-ago, on April 18th, 1930, the BBC announced they had "no news" to report. Then they just played piano music.
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when you’re freezing in the smoking area waiting for your pals xitter.gq/Rax_Mussell/status/111…
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Mike Tyson at 52 😳 (via @BoxingL1fe) xitter.gq/BleacherReport/status/…
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Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌
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LMFAO I FINALLY FOUND IT 💀💀💀
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... did Shaqiri just disappear into Klopp’s coat?
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I gave my nephew a hot pickle since he was begging😂😂 this was his reaction....💀
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Parents casually whipped this out during dinner tonight....wut?¿
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This bulldog is scared of everything, but he isn't afraid of flying in his dad's helicopter.
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Me when I burst through my door at 9 in the morning still pissed n ruin christmas
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me when I see my friends doing dumb shit
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canny n wilny stop watching this
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My dad bought my grandad 6 hens a few months ago. Grandad rang up today "They're still not bloody laying, these hens." Dad goes round, they're actually cockerels. Six absolute units just been battering fuck out of each other for months. Feathers everywhere. Not an egg in sight. – at Neu-Isenburg, Deutschland
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Pumping yer mum 😂😂😂
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'My dog smiled when he woke up and saw me'
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Some reaction 😂😂
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