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in the trenches

Joined April 2015
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This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail
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go check out the robinhood:0x2e8c31162b855a2ffa90f6f8634643ad6f111e18 FOMO thesis feed rn
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pivot to lindy culture pivot to pure memetic energy pivot to degen community pivot to $TENDIES
Love seeing this. 3 months too late. When people started dumping robinhood:0x45242320dbb855eea8fd36804c6487e10e97fcf9 for oddly paired dogshit is when I started TPing on RH specifically. Lost the plot. AI made sense, but then after the Boner era we started dumb shit like pairing every Elon tweet with SPCX, Solana syndrome had fully rooted. I explained many times that the unique pair does literally nothing, means it can’t get listed until the Clarity Act (on RH), and by virtue of us being here we agree that ETH has more upside than whatever dumbass company were tying these coins to. I believe AI failing to break escape velocity (it couldn’t get listed on RH) is gigantic contributor to why RH morale got so bad. The highest up actors knew it couldn’t get listed and basically treated the entire network like that 5/10 you’d slam 1-2 a week cause it was easy. Believing people would be too stupid to flow back into ETH pairs. (They were right).
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Art Gobblers, $JUP, $JTO, $WIF, $PEPE, $BONK, $SPX … opportunities to be early and change your life in one play are around the corner. But where? Lazily best I can come up with is $TENDIES and Variational (too late) I guess. I’m unlikely to catch any but help me out bro… sup
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I have an idea…
Start by firing the person that designed this UI, and then every person two reporting lines in each direction from that person (even if it includes yourself).
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I have re-entered the $tendies trade here LONG() eco might be getting raped rn but I'm still bullish Robinhood chain in the longer term. It's like Base, if Coinbase actually had users & competent leadership $tendies is OG on Robinhood and has deep culture from the gamestop days
Tempted to get back in the $tendies trade but I seem to always get raped when re-entering profitable plays
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Replying to @divotends_
bet on unrelenting autism, bet on tradfi's favorite meme, bet on tendies
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current market cap for robinhood:0x451b42a15100c340ca12f7c66de06fac5ea2d751 : $2.75M current TVL for robinhood:0x451b42a15100c340ca12f7c66de06fac5ea2d751 : $6.1M how is @longbowlend not free money here
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idk some plays really are that obvious xitter.gq/longbowlend/status/211…
Borrowing demand on Longbow continues to outpace supply. Our SPY market is fully utilized, with ETH at 97% and PONS at 95%. Idle USDG? Borrowers are waiting for it. Supply through our vaults.
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Daniel G 🍌 retweeted
tendies mentioned
the hardest working communities will inevitably win imo
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Only a matter of time until they add the singular coin on the network with an actual community. Might be the first candle on the entire network that doesn’t get slammed cause no one actually cares about these other shitters. Ticker is tendies-2:native
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the best marketing robinhood chain can do is crime a memecoin and make a bunch of retarded degens rich something with an organic cult like community of holders something people can believe in and hold to billions something that symbolizes profits and massive gains something like robinhood:0x45242320dbb855eea8fd36804c6487e10e97fcf9
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the show goes on
Day 111 of posting $TENDIES till we flip the price of a chicken tendie
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update: someone just bought all my ebay inventory in a private sale...
Beeple is the alpha. This is my personal collection. I prob have another 100 listed for sale. 1 🍆🍆🍆🍆 4 🍆🍆🍆 16 autos.
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Lets take things back to the beginning 🇺🇸
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$tendies in motion stay in motion
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Replying to @vladtenev
Hi @vladtenev the "team" (a giant community) at @TendiesRH has been working extremely hard to keep onchain community alive. What do you think about memes like Tendies?
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There’s only one true culture coin on robinhood chain robinhood:0x45242320dbb855eea8fd36804c6487e10e97fcf9
Replying to @vladtenev
While everyone else is tokenizing stocks and building serious infrastructure, I’m in the kitchen cooking up the only project that actually matters: the perfect $TENDIES. You know exactly what I mean 😏 Crispy on the outside, filthy on the inside, and just seductive enough to make a grown degen forget about their portfolio. How to make the perfect tendy (the real recipe, not the soft ones): Pound the chicken until it’s tender enough to whisper sweet nothings. Let it soak in buttermilk + a little hot sauce overnight...patience is sexy. Coat it in seasoned panko until it looks like it wants to be eaten. Fry at 350°F until it’s golden, glistening, and slightly dangerous. Serve with ranch or honey mustard, the only yield-bearing sauce that matters. Building this on Robinhood Chain so the world can finally have 24/7 access to tendies. The real RWA. Who’s hungry? 🍗 $TENDIES
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Daniel G 🍌 retweeted
Beeple is the alpha. Triple triple boner🍆🍆🍆
Beeple is the alpha
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Replying to @vladtenev
it’s for you vlad
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Beeple is the alpha. This is my personal collection. I prob have another 100 listed for sale. 1 🍆🍆🍆🍆 4 🍆🍆🍆 16 autos.
Beeple is the alpha
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