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"Let's find & kill the orc king, Toryn, & become the #champions we're destined to be." "Well, half of that will be easy." You watch in confusion as Toryn's form shimmers & morphs until you see the king in front of you. "Your move, friend," he chuckles down at you.#Ailurus #vss365
0%Man, he stinks. Run!
54%Man, he stinks. Attack!
46%Can't we talk about this?
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Kit was sitting at the table when Em came in from the garden. I met him! Kit said, a feverish #smile on his face. Who? she asked. The master! Kit yelled. He's here! Kit, what is going on? He's the master! Come. You need to meet him. Kit grabbed her. #SevenDayStory #vss365 #A
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I propose a kitten-fortified border shrub instead of a wall. Who’s with me? #WednesdayWisdom xitter.cf/EmrgencyKittens/status…
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You offer the shifter to the gnome. "I'm gonna eat you in one gulp unless you get us out of this mess," he threatens the cake. Suddenly, a giant weasel replaces the confection, frightening away the angry bat. "That'll #teach you!" the gnome yells as it retreats. #vss365 #Ailurus
33%Go back to the right path
33%Find the grill's owner
33%Part ways with gnome
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Who's ready for another #sevendaystory? Starting off Group #V, we have: Friday: @CAnneCalhoun Saturday: @SmartyMarty1126 Sunday: @Danloadability Monday: @Neelt2001 Tuesday: @gravalty Wednesday: @RichardLabbett Thursday: @KristenLizetteB
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"Little Archie! What a good boy! For the #life of me, do you know what happened? Fetch me that boot and let's put your keen nose to work. There's more to be found if we're going to save this night." #vss365 #Sevendaystory #m
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Archie wagged his tail, up for an adventure. He took a big sniff of the boot, easily catching the tang of anger in the air, and led the elf on a winding path through the snow. As the scent grew stronger, the boot began to #bombinate, vibrating excitedly. #sevendaystory #vss365 #M
"Little Archie! What a good boy! For the #life of me, do you know what happened? Fetch me that boot and let's put your keen nose to work. There's more to be found if we're going to save this night." #vss365 #Sevendaystory #m
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...of the boot, green and red, and covered in moss. Archie sniffed out the boot's memories: a man kind and angry, jolly and #solitary. Smelling isn't like seeing. You get everything at once. The man was free and magical and wind-borne and kidnapped. #vss365 #Sevendaystory #m
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Following the river should lead to new perils! Will you prevail? The adventure continues after the holiday with this stellar lineup on 12/26: Wed @Lexikonical Fri @Danloadability Sun @ElenaHartford Tues @AuthorBertEdens Thur @JRBournville Sat @JMorgynWhite
You spy an abandoned broadsword and satchel, thankful to whichever #pilgrim left them here. With surprising ease you heft the sword, distracting the orc as your owl dives toward its face. Blinded, the orc stumbles into an underground river and is swept away. #vss365 #Ailurus
71%Inspect the bag [pg 66]
29%Follow the river [pg 90]
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"Just kidding, we love messing with you people..." he says before shouting over his shoulder, "found another one. Looks 90% crazy." A glance shows me I was alone in a concrete cell. Eyes blinking, I stare up at the man in an inimitable hazmat suit. #vss365 #sevendaystory #k
driving back the foul presence next to me. My breath returns in ragged gasps and still dazzled from the light, all I am aware of is a #slow, commanding voice, reaching me from the far side of the room. "You can be free of this place... for a price..." #vss365 #K #SevenDayStory
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"God, Mike, she's as pale as a #ghost," said a man with a stretcher. "Probably had it bad, this close to the incinerator. Brilliant guard, burning contraband. Idiot's still in the ICU." Time in the hospital was respite, not freedom. Still had 2yrs on her sentence. #sevendaystory
"Just kidding, we love messing with you people..." he says before shouting over his shoulder, "found another one. Looks 90% crazy." A glance shows me I was alone in a concrete cell. Eyes blinking, I stare up at the man in an inimitable hazmat suit. #vss365 #sevendaystory #k
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Who's ready for another #sevendaystory? Starting off Group #K, we have: Sunday: @AuthorBertEdens Monday: @SFanyak Tuesday: @beckaroos1 Wednesday: @TravisKepler Thursday: @Danloadability Friday: @openunabridged Saturday: @cfreili As always, let me know if you need a sub/trade!
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I wake to find myself #fettered in darkness. Chains weigh down my ankles, but they are less oppressive than the stench of mildew, rust, and decay of flesh. A noise to my left. Wind? Heavy breathing? Rustling and scratching as it slithers toward me. #SevenDayStory #K #vss365
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See how adventure began! Perhaps the ending isn't to your liking? Now YOU choose; vote to decide where the adventure leads! Don't miss out! Follow the #Ailurus team: @Lexikonical @Danloadability @JMorgynWhite @AuthorBertEdens @JRBournville (plus me!) xitter.cf/i/moments/106973914565…
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It wasn't supposed to be this way. She wasn't supposed to be #dead, only paralyzed. Police sirens got louder, almost as if in sync with the ever-increasing blood oozing from Laura's cracked skull. Think fast! Dwayne told himself. Do I run or hide? #SevenDayStory #E #vss365
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Replying to @JRBournville
Your owl returns.The tattered bag has a key, a locked book, and dried pilchards. Footsteps echo and you crouch down. A tall woman with blue skin rushes at you. Help me she says her orange eyes pleading. The Orc King wishes to marry me. I must find #sanctuary #vss365 #Ailurus
50%Help the woman
50%Open the book
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The adventure continues, but where will it go from here? You decide! Cast your votes on the tweet below. #Ailurus
You spy an abandoned broadsword and satchel, thankful to whichever #pilgrim left them here. With surprising ease you heft the sword, distracting the orc as your owl dives toward its face. Blinded, the orc stumbles into an underground river and is swept away. #vss365 #Ailurus
71%Inspect the bag [pg 66]
29%Follow the river [pg 90]
21 votes • Final results
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Replying to @Danloadability
I sense trouble! Way to introduce tension at the start 😁👍
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Who's ready for another #sevendaystory? Starting off Group #B, we have: Friday: @Danloadability Saturday: @pink_flaccid Sunday: @ElenaHartford Monday: @LilyBlyLove Tuesday: @Neelt2001 Wednesday: @cpromp Thursday: @EdHaiku575 As always, let me know if you need a sub!
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