Comedian, writer, and world's only pencil musician

San Francisco
Joined April 2009
#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café! Friday, October 16th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free! 5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco
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Religion is to humans, as what asteroid was to dinosaurs.
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I'm safe from the food recall. I got these hotdogs during the Biden administration.
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#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café! Friday, September 18th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free! 5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco
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What if there was some program that when you reach a certain age, you would visit the doctor that delivered you as a baby, and you could slap them back?
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They say: How do you know you don’t like marijuana unless you try it? Well I say: Why don’t you try eating JellO with anchovies? How do you know you won’t like it unless you try it? Why don’t you staple your tongue to a pigeon? How do you know you won’t like it unless you try it?
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Pictured: Argentina currency. Hey, Samuel L. Jackson. What's in your wallet?
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#Comedy with Danny Dechi & Friends at Mayes Oyster House! Wednesday, July 22nd, 7PM! #Free! And every Wednesday! 1233 Polk Street, #SanFrancisco
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#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café! Friday, July 17th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free! 5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco
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