DJM5

I feel like this doesn’t get brought up enough, but I threw 7 TD passes against Aaron Donald in high school gym class.

I know a guy who bet Will Venable to by the AL Coach of the Year.

Aaron Donald (I threw 7 Td passes against him in gym class) is returning to the NFL tonight. Dan, had to call the pro shop to bring him a cart on hole 7 because he was too tired to continue to walk. A couple elite athletes.

Clemson needs euthanized. Restart the program.

Stop letting Arch throw, he’s not good at it.

Coco has not been close on any shot today.

Your reward for staying up til 2am to watch Alcaraz/Shelton? You get to see Carlos hit 500 forehands into the net.

When did Alex Michelson become good at tennis

Ben Shelton showed up as a combination of Andy Roddick, Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal tonight.

Drew Mestemaker gonna be 5 colleges and undrafted.

What if Tsitsipas just wins the US Open

Ace.

Can someone of Tiafoe’s box tell him to take a step back while returning.

If you cry on court you should be forced to retire.

Novak not retiring despite taking 27 steps total in the 5th set is criminal.

I have legitimate hate in my heart for Novak Djokovic.

Nothing more embarrassing than a 70 year old asking why you’re limping and you as a 34 year old have to say you went for a run a week ago and your ankle hasn’t worked since. Not rolled, not sprained, just decided to stop working after running a 12 minute mile.

Season on the line. 900 runners left on base.

Virgil Van Yikesssss