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Danny

@DannyMeisce

Liker of tweets

 Peninsula in the Sun
Joined March 2013
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The bathroom attendant gave me a kiss on my cheek at midnight for $5
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#SuckHerSaturday
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can something nice please happen for a fucking change, even something small, i'm not greedy
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I stand on the beach and applaud the rain
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I was hoping for rain not a cloud in sight
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<—— minimal return on investment
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⚽️🇺🇸
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I have stockpiles of the things she didn’t want
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Somewhere between the ocean and everglades, you’ll find me burning to death.
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Oh … and happy world bee day! 🐝💋
Image from Ren (@Scorpio_Karen18)
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Lust springs eternal
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Do you fit in your world?
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French Lick is a place . . . but also a state of mind
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I’m so hot that when I pass the thermostat, the air conditioning turns on.
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american bread is awesome because you don’t have to chew, it just dissolves in your mouth
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Image from Danny (@DannyMeisce)
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Trying to explain myself always makes it worse
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too many atmospheres all at once cruelty hides in the april winds slog on, slog on, slog on
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just bury me in a rented tuxedo
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Is a cattle prod easy to use?
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“some facial hair would make you look less extraterrestrial”
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