Matthias Køhler

Finland is a nice guy! If only he had stayed here instead of fleeing away with Sweden... We would be great friends!

Why do some of you keep calling me "Derpmark"? I'm not a Derp. I'm a Mermaid. Meeermaid, got it? Meeeermaid.

My culture is fascinating. You should learn more about it!

IsahFranca, stop being lazy and update me!

I'M DENMAARK, SUCK MY DIICK!

Where are my Awesome Trio friends? We should hang out together and drink some beer...

I'm the King of Scandinavia! Some people [cough]Sweden[cough] should learn to deal with it. Heh.

Bed time. I'd better go now, Norge doesn't like to wait... Godnat!

I wonder what is Norge doing...

Fanden! I can't find my ax...

Der er et yndigt land, det står med brede bøge...

"The Little Mermaid" is a Danish Tale, did you know that? But the story is not as happy as the one told by Disney...

G-Geez! Nor, 'm nat draank, let m' go...

Nor looks so cute on this medieval dress!

Pff, Sweden refuses every challenge I do, boooring. He knows he can't beat me, that's why!

Finland is a nice guy! If only he had stayed here instead of fleeing away with Sweden... We would be great friends!

IsahFranca, stop being lazy and update me!

I'M DENMAARK, SUCK MY DIICK!

Da dam da da da dam dam - D A N M A R K ♪

Godmorgen! Such a perfect day to piss Sweden off!