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One time I thought I'd try one of my kid's ADHD pills and by 4am the next morning I had written this.
Ok, so, like, we think you won't see where this very voicey story by Sasha Brown is going. Don't take our word for it, though. Check out "Trevor is Hungry" in our new issue!
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if this doesn't work I'm gonna try negative attention techniques such as robbing a bank or piercing my ear, and that's gonna be on you
links below
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"I Don't Need Your Whole Life Story" from @PassagesNorth is about a guy who fakes his own death to get out of trouble and it works awesome; if you haven't tried this yet, what are you waiting for?
passagesnorth.com/issue-47
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and finally, my magnum opus Pee Seat from Rat Bag will change the way you look at pee and/or seats forever and I hope it wins a Pulitzer
ratbaglit.substack.com/p/pee…
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Hi! I'm a first reader at @apexmag. I've read 1,668 stories for Apex. This is the best one.
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Peeing on a jellyfish sting doesn't help, it turns out - but it doesn't hurt, either.
nytimes.com/2026/05/23/us/je…
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The latest collection from the indomitable @AuthorPLM is MINE ALL MINE. PLM's stories are deeper than most. Emotion and her own wild imagination twist into a rope that'll get you, y'know, some of the way down. Near the end, though, you're gonna have to drop.
badass cover too
I love this piece
a real piece of time traveling beauty and wonder today from David Ward
havehashad.com/hadposts/goog…

ALT April 1, 2026 Google’s new machine can reach between universes to perform quantum computations by David Ward Well yes, we say, after a few minutes to think about it. Not to gag you with sweetness, but hasn’t any lover already accomplished this? When my love runs dry don’t I reach my wooden dipper into a parallel well where we have no children, or have several, or where we are children ourselves and have known each other since Mrs. Allen’s second grade class, and take for myself a cup of that David’s cold water? And don’t we here, now, in our only world, so often seek down to groundwater just so our other selves can drink?
In my life I have written dozens of stories and one masterpiece. Here is that masterpiece. Quit your jobs; divorce your spouses; abandon your children. Turn off the lights. Light candles. Pour a glass of wine.
I give you: Pee Seat.
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March brings the desnowing of my gardens, and also my most anticipated collection of the year: Gore Poetics by the unmatched @spicycloaca. Samir Sirk Morató is the most important thing happening in horror right now. Morató and nothing else.
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My cover letter is just "here's some more bullshit" but this is also good advice and, more importantly (for my ego), cites my own "Catching Babies" as an example of a good title. Woo!
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SLM Editor-in-Chief @MaureenLangloss breaks down what literary mags really look for in your cover letter. Read it all here! 💐 buff.ly/SSYsGR8
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unfortunately it cites it right under the far superior title "I Thought I Gave Up My Virginity to a Pretty Ricky Song But That’s Not the Point"
but
can't win 'em all
also btw a very dope piece:
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Sasha Brown retweeted
We're still celebrating ACCOMPLISHMENT SUNDAY during our issue drop! Contributor @DantonSix's story “We All Thundered” is published in Issue 21 of @StanchionZine 🥳 Get your copy now! buff.ly/kUzkSvJ
Here, pictured with the guitar I've been playing since college, is @StanchionZine's gorgeous music issue. I have a story in it! It's about a band; everyone in the story sucks and they're all me.
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I'm up in @CosmicHorrorMo #69 (nice!) with a story that dares to ask: What if Curb Your Enthusiasm had space leeches? This is the best horror story I wrote last year, mostly but not entirely because of the masturbating.
cosmichorrormonthly.com/subs…
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I've wanted to be in CHM for SO LONG and they kept rejecting me and now I see why
they were waiting for this
COVER REVEAL!
Our March issue is lurking around the corner. Check out that gorgeous art by Krista-Maria Holopainen! Includes stories by Sasha Brown, Kris Schokrowsky, Joule K. Zelman, Mike J Watson, and more!
bit.ly/3WmVbRP
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