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"And just in case your minds are too filled with nonsense to understand, that's me."

Has reappeared, still with zero signs of an attitude adjustment. "Well good afternoon, classmates. Everyone's favorite Malfoy has arrived."

Yawns. "Goodmorning."

|: the most accurate description of what Caelum does every time he sees his reflection ever

Sees mirror, fixes hair, pops collar, smirks at reflection, moves on.

"Good evening."

"Alright admit now. Who missed me? I'm just kidding you guys don't need to, I already know all of you did."

"Your lives can improve. I'm here now."

"Someone give me warmth."

"Why is it so cold? I need warmth."

"Your favorite blonde haired, blue-eyed, incredibly handsome Gryffindor has returned."

Lays on the floor. Sighs loudly.

"Bloody hell, screw it. I'm starving."

Mutters to himself. "No. Caelum...go back to sleep. It's too early for you to be up...You need the rest of your beauty sleep..."

"Oi, I get to watch mom roast Potter again! I need candy!" Runs off to grab a load of candy.

"In other news, I'm here, your lives can improve drastically now." Fixes hair, and gives his reflection a satisfied smirk.

|: I hate using my laptop

|: I'm literally on my laptop right now because twitter is glitching on my phone *cue annoyed, overly dramatic eyeroll*