@DashVRC

28 | Him/Him | 🇨🇦🇧🇷🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | Penguin & Husky

 Alberta, Canada
Joined October 2022
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Replying to @ArenTheWahDerg
My tiny ass nipples are a threat to all Americans
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In the past 5 years, the only tenant who left my apartment in good condition was an escort with a domestic assault charge on her record (that I didn’t know about) Wish she didn’t leave to go back to her Swiss sugardaddy :(
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Having to go vote to stay in Canada because a bunch of racist old people saw too many brown people working at their local Tim Hortons. Lovely weather though
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Let it be known that after this, I lost 17 straight spins.
Cheese Cat@BleuCheese__Oct 12
Guys I'm so good at gambling.
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Been spamming the server with updates all season. In the end, an alright season. ONTO BIG BROTHER CANADA 🔥
Big Brother Buzz #BB28
@BBigBrotherBuzzOct 2
🚨DEVENS HAS WON BIG BROTHER 28 AND THE $750,000 GRAND PRIZE!!! 🎉 #BB28 #BigBrother #BigBrotherBuzz
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NEW PENGUIN JUST DROPPED LETS GOOOOO
Oceana
@oceanaSep 28
BREAKING: A new penguin species has been identified for the first time in over 100 years! 🐧 Genetic research revealed that gentoo penguins are actually 4 distinct species, including a newly described species found on the remote Kerguelen Islands. bit.ly/4ACbG1h

Scientists Identify New Penguin Species for the First Time in More Than 100 Years

A new species of penguin has been discovered for the first time in 100 years, according to a study. Researchers found evidence that the gentoo penguin actually consists of four different species, and...

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My MBA program is dumb. Mandatory required course that I have no interest in - Strike 1 Said course is a forum/discussion posting course - Strike 2 Forced to reply to every comment on my original post - Strike 3 This week's post has 8 comments. Might KMS
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Anyone in need of some animated stickers?
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Dash retweeted
m!@ntrphlSep 16
crushless in canada they’re calling me canada dry
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.@RealBrittBaker + @RebelTanea together again ❤️ Watch Rebel Heart #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS & HBO Max
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Hey pookies :3
₊˚⊹ ♡ ₊˚⊹@ilmkittycatSep 8
Your soulmate is canadian
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Looking at MFF's room lottery options and there's only 2 acceptable hotels
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Megaplex con crud has hands I’m blaming all twink deer sonas, 3 am market pizzas and the Brian Griffin fursuiter
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Porter Airlines, seriously??!!??
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Did get bumped to the front because I’m special :3 (gonna miss my connection)
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Time to get hot for Megaplex 2027
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My shoulders are burnt from the sun My tongue is burnt from kpot/bbq Everything is going great 🤣 Megaplex is megaplexing
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Florida sun got my Brazilian ass. Little red today 🥲 I’m sorry ancestors, I bring shame to our family
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Fuck a shower beer , we in the shower liquid iv gang. Hi Megaplex
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO MEGAPLEX????
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