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Jesus Hands
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Pgat fanboys getting ready to watch 95+ cialis commercials, a 5 foot tall Asian drinking from a thermos and 4 golf shots
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President Trump FIRES BACK at a reporter who questioned his health:
“You’re disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell!”
Boom. Roasted.
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Within the next 2 weeks she will complain that people only engage with her content cause of the Tiddys, she will have a mental breakdown and dress like a nun for a month and then back to the Tiddys when she sees the checks are missing a couple zeros
Within the next 2 weeks she will complain that people only engage with her content cause of the Tiddys, she will have a mental breakdown and dress like a nun for a month and then back to the Tiddys when she sees the checks are missing a couple zeros
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Dear @NoLayingUp: please continue to reference me on your podcasts & send your fans my way. As a former fan, it’s inevitable that I continue turning more of your fans against you by further exposing your hypocrisy - driven by your propaganda talking points & corporate interests that you never seem to address.
While at the same time, opening their minds to thinking differently, as I have - please see the preserved quoted 🧵 below that you referenced in your LIV show where I explained my tweet from 2019 in detail (in 2023). You’ll probably come to understand the concept of the “corrupt media” even better.
For the record: I will not stop, no matter where LIV goes in the future, nor how much you try to “fake laugh” your problems away. I do hope LIV’s current problems & your “oral history” are therapeutic & help reduce your psychiatrist bills - but LIV is only a small part of your problem. TBH I’m a MUCH bigger problem for you. 5 million bots vs me - doesn’t matter - I’ll win because I have something you don’t. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
PS I would be MORE than happy to accept your invite to do the NLU live show at @attproam next year to “defend myself.” No edits - let’s air it ALL out. Don’t worry, I’ll keep it clean like I did with Colt Knost - but bring backup. You’ll need it. 😊⏳
But I gotta be transparent. He reminded me of this tweet I wrote from 2019 to @hendygolf - he found this & sent it intended as a “gotcha” but it’s important to discuss. Here’s the deal: back in 2019 I was as blind to the media propaganda machine as anyone. Since then? (Cont’d) 2/
So @NOT8Thoughts had sex with Sneako, and honestly that explains a lot
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The CATS cash! An 8-0 DAY!!
Kentucky -10.5 -110 (1u)💰
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Bermuda winner profile: guy who is 300-1 and missed 10 cuts in a row
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Let’s Build A Parlay! xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1rGmqpyAd…
Holy frickin shiiiiiii @BeatinTheBookie is legit the best in the world at this crap!!! Dude just made me so much money again!!!!! MAX PLAYS INSANITY
4 skins game golfers ranked in order of best golfer to worst golfer.
1 Clark
2 Koivun
3 Thomas
4 Brooks
🚨💰⛳️ JUST IN — The Skins Game on Prime Video is returning this Black Friday. Here are the 4 BIG names teeing it up, which course they’re playing and how much money is on the line 👀
📰 @GolfWRX
Full details & format ⤵️
golfwrx.com/787971/the-farme…
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through.
In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend”
In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend”
newsweek.com/every-dividend…
Built like a box of Pro V1s
🚨🏌️👰♀️ #LOOK — Charley Hull takes to IG to share photos of her girls weekend with fellow pro golfer Georgia Hall who is getting married soon.
📸 @HullCharley | @CharleyLegion
The caddies quitting mid round are complete and total pussies, you are a bag mule nothing more, you aren’t the talent, the golfer is the talent if he wants to yell at you and blame you, STFU and take it like a man. Carry the bag get paid then leave. These caddies are soft
🚨❌🇯🇵 #NEW — David Lipsky is the latest golfer to have his caddie quit on him mid tournament. According to @golfweek, veteran looper Darren Woolard was not carrying the bag for Lipsky’s final round of the Baycurrent Classic, and told the golfer to find someone else. A fill in caddie was on the bag on Sunday. Just last month, Alejandro Tosti’s caddy bailed mid round at The Biltmore Championship.
What’re your thoughts on caddy’s quitting?
