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𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸, 𝓶𝔂 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓦𝓪𝓬𝓴𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓻𝓲𝔃𝓸
𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓰𝓮, 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮
𝓘'𝓶 𝓬𝓾𝓽𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓷'𝓽 𝓘?~
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“I don’t live in your Shadow anymore. . .
And I’ve found my truest self in the time we’ve been apart!”
... If you guys are gonna keep liking/retweeting without interacting, I'm just not gonna post on the TL anymore.
If you can't tell, I'm struggling to come up with posts and ideas. Getting pretty much nothing to show for it is starting to make me angry.
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͏͏͏͏͏͏ 𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝙏𝙃𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇 .ᐟ͏͏͏
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ALT https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/the-other-half/surge-3
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ᅠ Want a DM .ᐣ
ᅠ Just ❤️ this post .ᐟ
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“Hey, Mayor, everyone's out of the office for lunch break…Wanna file paternity leave?”
Isabelle suggested, laying on the Mayor's [Reader's] desk, skirt up, panties pulled to the side, shirt open and bra pulled down
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“Emerald Beach is great this time of year—”
He then noticed [Reader] staring.
“... What are you looking at?”
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So far, the secretary has been unable to go to the beaches. She's currently sweating up her office.
Someone should probably make sure she's still conscious...
ALT 🎨 awkwardlytrashy
