Father of a six year old and a four year old. Every time I’ve got it figured out, everything changes
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ALT Two pictures: the Dark Knight Rises movie poster, with Batman’s broken mask, lying on the ground in the pouring rain; and the four year old’s half-eaten breakfast toast, with two eye-holes poked through it.
ALT Text messages from my wife, reading “On the way into school of course, the hot topic was tooth fairy losing teeth. The going rate for a tooth is five dollars, per his friends. And he also said that he was really suspicious of the parents. And I said, what do you mean? And he says I think moms and dads go in the middle of the night to take the tooth and put money under the pillow. I said, why the heck would I get up in the middle of the night? So I didn't deny or confirm it but there's that.”
ALT The Greenway’s stone and grass ground-maze
ALT A round blue fuzzy unicorn ball stuffy, with its two legs oddly forward
ALT The Magdeburg Unicorn: a fantastically bad fossil reconstruction, with a big single horn, no back, two legs, and a big tail — which, if you wanted to monetize it for four year old girls, you’d make a stuffie like the other photo
ALT A round blue fuzzy unicorn ball stuffy, with its two legs oddly forward
ALT The Magdeburg Unicorn: a fantastically bad fossil reconstruction, with a big single horn, no back, two legs, and a big tail — which, if you wanted to monetize it for four year old girls, you’d make a stuffie like the other photo