@DaveSomething4

shield simple frog

Joined January 2020
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HRH Prince Lex of House Ludendi
@Lex_LudendiJul 29
Replying to @stephenofnum @gansotonto73 @theDoggLovers @DaveSomething4 @UnicornFren
@stephenofnum @gansotonto73 @theDoggLovers @DaveSomething4 @UnicornFren
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He means me
Phteven (potbelly dog)🇻🇦🇺🇸@stephenofnum15h
Know it all bitches who don’t know shit but are somehow given power.
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Dave tired
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Columbo / Justified crossover when
Joe Applebrook@joe_applebrookOct 27
Out of curiosity I looked up the one clip where Columbo does use a gun and it’s impressive how much you can learn about the lieutenant from this scene
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leprosy, unicrom I mean a little horse, unicrom
Slim Tony@staplegunkid19h
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse (and it had leprosy).
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lot going on here
poorly drawn lines@PDLComics21h
Fake email.
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a watched mise never emulses ew
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Devon Eriksen
@Devon_Eriksen_21h
Oh, I don't know, maybe he did it because you're running on a platform of "let's take all of Elon Musk's stuff and throw him in the gulag"?
Elizabeth Warren
@ewarrenOct 26
Elon Musk is dumping half a billion dollars into Republican races. Why? Because Democrats in Congress won’t be a rubber stamp for Donald Trump and will actually fight to lower costs.
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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ganso
@gansotonto73Oct 27
Replying to @stephenofnum
The Thing The Thing Does whatever A The Thing can do John Carpenter Leprosy
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Man, fuck this guy
Remarks
@remarksOct 26
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇳 Congressman Raja Krishnamoorthi introduces resolution to officially recognize July as Indian American Heritage Month.
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Holy Cow@CatholicCubsFanOct 26
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indians be arguing nobody can understand what they're saying including the other indians but they're pissed
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when they get mad they roll their r's even more aggressively
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you know when dogs are dreaming and they start whining and half barking I always wonder what they think about us when we wake them up "I was just about to get the rabbit and then Master gave me scritches" much to pomder
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Spider1o1 🕸️@spider1o1Oct 25
my grandma is in hospice right now, I'm so scared and anxious I don't want to lose her
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In the grimdark kitchen of the future, there is only war... And the laughter of bloodthirsty unicorns.
🎃Spoooky Unicorn Fren👻
@UnicornFren12 Jul 2025
Replying to @OfValentinus
the whole crew ideally will be phtevens & the strongest phtevens in the dark side get to stay
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realizing it's been like thirty years since I had to comb my hair that's a lot don't really miss it but still
Slim Tony@staplegunkidOct 26
I gave a valuable comb to a bald friend. He’ll never part with it.
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at least she's gonna get same-day electricity
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@DigitalFleurieOct 26
R/catholicism is intense
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Mark W.@DurhamWASPOct 26
“If you want to get warm you must stand near the fire: if you want to be wet you must get into the water. If you want joy, power, peace, eternal life, you must get close to, or even into, the thing that has them…” C.S. Lewis
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