Dave Venn

Does anybody know where I can get a good deal on frozen water snails in bulk? Say 15Kg for example?

Breaking news...Trump loses WhiteHouse to Lando Calrissian in late night Poker game!

Would you rather be impaled from anus to mouth or mouth to anus? #ElectionDay

It's a TRAP!!!

Off to the old KandA canal tomorrow targeting, wait for it, bream, tench and silvers - I think the carp will be busy doing other things...

Why do I keep hearing 'so called Islamic state' on TV?!...We established a while ago that 'cystisis' and 'Daesh-Bags' are the terms to use!!

What do you WANT Twitter!? Every time I close you a notification that I cannot access pops up!...What is it?...WHAT?!

Crackin evenin with @AndyMeakin droppin da beatz l8er on!!! Boom!!!

The arse-faced mercenary, pig-fucking, public service and NHS destroying tit is so irritating he makes my shit itch!

...It's like Brits abroad...Splashing, constantly shouting at each other, disturbing the peace and fighting! Do one you obnoxious pricks!!!

Love the peace and tranquility of nature, water lapping the shore, wildlife doing its thing...but ducks and geese suck almighty ass...

Forgive me...I feel it again...the pull towards the light...I will finish what you started...Grandfather!

Is there a way for '5' and '6' to work together to extradite Trump for 'Hate Crime'? If the USA don't let him back in and we kick him out...

#legup Hello! My name is Greece, Please may I have several billion Euro? Love the #legup movement! Brilliant idea!!!

Gimme the spoon Mummy - I'll do it myself thanks! ;) X

Hoooooovah! Love that little boy so much!!! ;) X

Little Mans new toy and favourite word!

Learned a cool new trick today! This is how you crack the base of ur thumbnail and fold it over the cuticle and skin!

The skin condition brought on by chaffing over 24hrs of straight dancing and sweating into the wounds will soon be known as 'dermatolearys'!