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Rocker ๐Ÿค˜, Veteran and #atheist. lover of Whisky ๐Ÿฅƒ, Nature, F1๐ŸŽ๏ธ, History and Photography๐Ÿ“ท. Please Follow for return๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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He genuinely thinks heโ€™s a proper journalist ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚so delusional.
The French police have just illegally stopped me and my friends, despite us holding press credentials and working as bona fide journalists. Theyโ€™ve also seized my gas mask, which I believe is an attempt to obstruct our ability to report freely. So much for freedom of the press.
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Americans searching for countries on a world map :
Replying to @SGiinn
Des Franรงais ร  la recherche d'escargots
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This is easily THE most DEVASTATING clapback I have ever heard, by any candidate, from either party. trump said he wants metal detectors for El-Sayed. El-Sayed says sure, but lie detectors for YOU. First question: EPSTEIN. He is SO good at this.๐Ÿ”ฅ
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32-year-old Ryan Dinnage, who was part of Nigel Farageโ€™s security team, has been jailed for eight and a half years for raping a woman while she slept in a caravan. He was charged in 2025, was still protecting Nigel Farage in April and May 2026, and was convicted in June.
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Does he want little kids dressed as naughty nurses knocking on his door?
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Jimmy breaks down the midterms using Trumpโ€™s own words. #FallonTonight
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Waterlooville 'Faux' Patriots, waving around imported poppy merchandise made in China, with not a single penny from their sale going to the Royal British Legion. If you see a performative patriot, or poppy poseur call them out.
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American education is a mystery to me. What do they even study in school? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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After yesterdayโ€™s post about the Russell Brand trial, my inbox was flooded with people claiming this is all just a coordinated media conspiracy. Well, I hope those same people actually read what came out of Southwark Crown Court today, because Brand took the witness stand and completely shredded his own defense. Under cross-examination, he openly admitted to "inconsistencies" in his evidence, awkwardly asking the prosecution for forgiveness. Even more damning, his own barrister asked him if a single friend or colleague from twenty-five years in showbusiness was willing to stand up in that courtroom and speak for his character. His answer was no. Not a single person would touch him with a barge pole. Think about what that actually means. Decades surrounded by entourages, agents, and industry friends, and not one human being is willing to take an oath on his behalf. Then look at how he described women to the jury today. He admitted saving a complainantโ€™s name in his phone labeled with a degrading slur and a sexual act. When asked if a woman expressed reluctance to an encounter, he casually dismissed her hesitation as "coquettishness and coyness." This is not a misunderstood free-thinker being silenced for his politics. This is an arrogant narcissist who used celebrity status to treat women like disposable commodities, and is now watching his carefully rehearsed narrative crumble under basic legal scrutiny. Stop falling for the staged internet guru act. The admissions coming out of his own mouth in that courtroom tell you everything you need to know.
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The single best joke in any Carry On film. โ€œI tried it once and didnโ€™t like it.โ€
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He shat his pants ๐Ÿ˜‚
AY Audits threatening migrants: โ€œI will fold you clean in half and kick you into that river. You think Iโ€™m scared of you?โ€ Proceeds to run away. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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This is pure gold.
BREAKING: Obama just MOCKED the entire Trump Administration for crashing out over his joke about the Cheesecake Factory. This is amazing.
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This tweet aged really well๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
I promise we will do this if we get a not guilty tomorrow
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Replying to @RupertLowe10
There's always a tweet, eh.
We must defend the jury trial. That is absolutely vital.
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He'll be looking dapper in December all right
I would like to thank @DailyMail for giving me the opportunity to look dapper as fuck in front of the world this week
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