Last week in a bunker I thinned a wedge into the slate face of the bunker. The ball came back and hit me square in the 'plums' #BBCGolf

Having a family is the most rewarding thing, but the pressure and stress of making decisions that affect 3 other people so much is so tough

All set for #Matthew. Hoping #Lakenona gets off lightly

Trying to pay my internet bill #ironic @BrightHouseNow

I've lived all over the UK and in two states of the US, nowhere feels more like home, than Texas. #HTown #clutchcity #gostros

In my entire career, I've never been so bored. #recruitment

KFC cook, Warehouse Picker, Tractor production line worker, Cheque Fraud Investigator, Timeshare Salesman, Recruiter. #firstsevenjobs

Orlando is the worst place on earth to have a hangover. #waytoohot

Bizarrely homesick. Not for England though. #Houston #HTown

56 shots in 3 games and we score 3 goals.

Dick around with it for 25 passes then shoot from 30 yards. Joke

Perhaps I need to give her more credit! This is gonna be a long 3 weeks! #howdoesthewachingmachinework

Still up at midnight. Pringles for dinner and 3 hours watching back yard fights on YouTube. #livingthedream

My wife's been back in the UK 24 hours and I'm already living like a fucking student

This has been on the floor in my office for two days. #ironic

Last week in #Houston. Can't wait to get to #Orlando. Living in Florida with my family driving a mustang. All my #lifegoals achieved at 36!

Wife telling me I can't go out for my own leaving drinks. Memories of being 14 #grounded

Never thought I'd cheer on Chelsea especially from Houston, Texas. #bbcfootball

You have no idea about frustration until you have watched your 60 year old mother and indecisive wife try and order Subway.