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Denver, CO
Joined March 2024
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Fun Fact: Lane Kiffin is 2-3 against Auburn in his career. Including losing to the worst coach in Auburn’s history.
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This is embarrassing lol “In short, no evidence indicates Alabama has substantially higher rates that would offset Florida’s much larger population. Absolute reported cases are therefore higher in Florida.”
Exactly. College football and incest is all they have.
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The last time Ole Miss won the SEC The #1 song around that time (early December 1963 Billboard Hot 100) was “Dominique” by The Singing Nun. • Top movie in theaters in late 1963 included “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” • Lyndon B. Johnson had just become president (sworn in
Auburn football has not won a bowl game since the 2018 Music City Bowl on December 28, 2018. The #1 song that day was "Thank U, Next" by Ariana Grande. The #1 movie that day was "Aquaman", starring Jason Momoa and Amber Heard. Donald Trump was halfway through his first term.
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Replying to @DaveyCoconuts
I caught the sarcasm. Like Auburn is going to catch the 10th straight loss
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He’s literally a pussy who will block you as soon as you hurt his feelings lmao 😂 Don’t waste your breath
We had 150 pass yards on vandy bro we are that bad
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There’s a reason you don’t get invited back to @AuburnFootball games anymore.
You got you ass whooped multiple times in this conversation. Let it go! You and your boyfriend should just enjoy the day, college football is on!
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“bODy BaG”
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Kid has literally never watched his football team win a championship. What a horrible fucking existence that must be. Thanks for owning yourself again little guy.
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Literally only pussies would block someone and THEN try and talk shit about them when they can’t defend themself. Literally pussy behavior
Bro look at him 😭 fits your description to a T tbh lmao .
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The funny thing is literally the only way you’d know he’s a zero star recruit is by looking on a recruiting site. The critical thinking skills just aren’t there. That’s why his butt buddy had to block me. They know they can’t make one actual argument without being called out
The best player in college fucking football was a 0 start recruit bro. Is 247 going to tell you that? Again you’re a casual bro wanting instant success because you see it elsewhere under much different circumstances. But a casual cannot see that.
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Fun fact: The last time Auburn was shut out it was against Alabama and the last time Alabama was shut out was against Auburn. #IronBowl
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Good game Florida. Whooped Auburn’s ass in our own stadium.
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I’m not your pal, buddy
I’m not you’re buddy, pal
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Florida fans are actually trying to talk shit as a road team in an SEC game lmaoooooooo 3-15 record the last 5 seasons combined
Probably. I’ve sat in section 44 of Jordan Hare for the past 3/4 years and endured loss after loss watching AU. Outside of an overtime win versus A&M Auburn only wins against tomato can U. The fans are passionate, but nobody is scared of the product on the field.
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It’s always the pussies hiding behind burners that try to talk about appearances lmao 😂 At least be original. This is a shake weight body.
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Stay triggered
I guarantee you the only reason he's fetishizing military action is he's jealous after getting disqualified from basic training for not being able to do a pull-up.
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So you’re always a snowflake who can’t hear other peoples opinions without flipping out. Got it
Replying to @DaveyCoconuts
you arent that special, bro. i dont think its even a feature to limit a single users reply without blocking them. if you look closer, you will see only followers can reply. idk why you need to go off thread and reply to my other posts weirdo!
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I’m not the one throwing a hissy fit and trying to block people from responding because I’m getting owned and have no response to it.
I was just proving you wrong, which seems to have made you very angry.
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I’m 36. Get fucked old man lmao 😂
Replying to @DaveyCoconuts
Typical boomer thinking everyone is a kid who sets a boundary, I’m 50 and I’m old enough to know I don’t need to engage with stupid men.
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Can someone say triggered little snowflake? Lmao
Hey David, no one fucking asked you. My replies aren’t Palestine- you can’t just bomb them and take them over, so GTFOH
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