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Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2011
Big news! My first full guide as Editorial Director for @lostincityguides is officially here: LOST iN Barcelona. Use code FRIENDSOFJENISON25 for 25% off any guide at lostin.com.
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This scene gets more true and more ironic every time I see it.
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We've been trying to book an appointment to renew my wife's passport @EmbajadaColEsp every day for the past four months. Why do you make it possible to make an appointment?
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@EmbajadaColEsp Another day, another attempt, another failure to book a passport appointment. It's easier to get Shakira tickets for BAQ than book a basic passport appointment with consulate in Barcelona. Emailed them for help, told none would be given.
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@EmbajadaColEsp We can't book tickets to visit home because you won't give us an appointment to renew our passport. Just an idea, allow us to enter the country on an expired passport (+ an unexpired passport from another country) so we can renew in Bogota. Simple solution, no?
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With Trump on the ballot, we need strong, principled Democrats in Congress more than ever. In Congress, @LatimerforNY will protect abortion rights, stand up to the NRA, and fight for President Biden’s agenda—just like he’s always done. Make a plan to vote by June 25th!
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Лёша, спасибо тебе за 26 лет абсолютного счастья. Да, даже за три последних года счастья. За любовь, за то, что всегда поддерживал, за то, что смешил даже из тюрьмы, за то что ты обо мне всегда думал. Я не знаю, как жить без тебя, но я постараюсь так, чтобы ты там, наверху, радовался за меня и гордился мной. Я не знаю, справлюсь или нет, но я буду стараться. Мы обязательно встретимся однажды. У меня столько для тебя нерассказанных историй, и у меня столько для тебя сохраненных в телефоне песен, глупых и смешных, вообще, честно говоря, ужасных песен, но они про нас, и я так хотела дать тебе их послушать. И так хотела смотреть, как ты их слушаешь, смеешься, а потом обнимаешь меня. Люблю тебя вечно. Покойся с миром.
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David Jenison retweeted
Good morning. He bought himself some time. Not vindication. SCOTUS might be apathetic to the threat he represents. You are not. He is hoping this will discourage and demoralize you. It will not. There is no version of this story where he’s back in the White House and free of his crimes. You determine how this ends. Not him.
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SNL asked me to do the 40th Anniversary celebration of musical guests but I think they realized a bit before the Anniversary that getting permissions was hard. I might have to delete this tweet
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God said “I need a man who failed in everything but theft and broken promises to live in a golden palace and convince the poor he serves their needs.” So God made Trump.
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon is deeply opposed to Crypto, Bitcoin and maybe this remix
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David Jenison retweeted
Ohio, there’s an important election happening right now. If you want to protect abortion rights by making them part of your state Constitution, vote yes on Issue 1. Visit ohiodems.org/yeson1 and make your plan to vote before November 7th.
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David Jenison retweeted
Jon Stewart delivers another crushing truth. 🔥 Why do we let corporations socialize financial losses and privatize their gains? Let that marinate for a few minutes before commenting, it might be a little heavy at first.
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BREAKING: Morgan Stanley is now crediting 'Bidenomics' for an unexpectedly high growth in GDP and an 'economic surge'. Morgan Stanley now says that they are making a “sizable upward revision” to the US GDP estimates for this year, crediting Biden's 2021 infrastructure bill. The bank says that they are revising the GDP figures for the first half of this year by nearly 400% from 0.5% growth to 1.9% growth. They have also raised their GDP outlook for the fourth quarter of this year and next year. With inflation plunging and the jobs market still hot, I'm curious how one can continue to attack Biden's economic policies when the numbers continue to improve following the COVID mess. If you thought Reaganomics was good, then how can you claim that Bidenomics is bad? What am I missing?
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“Morgan Stanley is crediting President Joe Biden’s economic policies with driving an unexpected surge in the U.S. economy that is so significant that the bank was forced to make a “sizable upward revision” to its estimates for U.S. gross domestic product.” cnbc.com/2023/07/21/bidenomi…
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