@DavidMKeyes

Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY. [email protected]

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馃毃馃毃BREAKING: DETAILS TO FOLLOW
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I TOLD YOU SO! What about? Nothing in particular, but I definitely told you.
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We will overthrow Iran's terrorist regime. We will completely destroy their nuclear program. It will take time. But it will be done.
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2025: Norway's sovereign wealth fund divests from Israel 2026: Fund loses $30 billion ;)
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Nice try but numbers are a Jewish conspiracy.
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Based on this graph, which population in Gaza is undergoing genocide?
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I guest DJed a set that night. Was truly electric.
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Gaza鈥檚 poppin.
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馃毃 Toyota announces its cars also fly when jettisoned off cliffs
馃 Made with AI
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David Keyes retweeted
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It鈥檚 the best
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Hitler finds out Tesla's new car flies
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Hitler finds out Tesla's new car flies
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Talking too much is universal. Apologizing for it as you keep going鈥s the Jewish way. :)
David Keyes
@DavidMKeyesOct 21
.@havivrettiggur is the most wonderfully Jewish voice we have.
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Another day of lackluster views on my X posts. Good thing I LOVE INDIA!!!!
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Threw these up around Israel
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What are the chances that the same guy who taught me Jewish philosophy at Brandeis Collegiate Institute in Simi Valley in 2000 is now head of the IRGC Quds Force? Literally zero. Yet there he is.
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.@havivrettiggur is the most wonderfully Jewish voice we have.
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Do you remember how pathetic it was when people actually drove cars that couldn't fly?!
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NAILED IT
David Keyes
@DavidMKeyesOct 20
馃毃馃毃馃毃 DETAILS TO FOLLOW 馃毃馃毃馃毃
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馃毃馃毃 CONFIRMED: The unconfirmed reports that the previous reports were confirmed has just been confirmed.
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There's precisely a 0% chance that I will agree to drive in a non-flying car from now on.
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Told you it wouldn't happen last night!
David Keyes
@DavidMKeyesOct 20
馃毃馃毃 PICKAXE MOUNTAIN WILL BE DESTROYED TONIGHT. Or it won't. This Iran thing is super confusing.
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Nothing tops Glenn Gould playing the Goldberg Variations. Personally I prefer his 1981 version over 1955.
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