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I teach kids English. I complain about capitalism. I write and host trivia. Marlins and Chargers fan for some reason. Weekly article on Substack. 🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨

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Joined February 2014
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I was there, Section 424, which was never even a section for baseball until the World Series. Had a Bobby Bonilla jersey that still fits 💅
29 Years ago today: Craig Counsell scores on a walkoff base hit from Edgar Renteria to win the first World Series in Marlins history
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Division Series Predictions: Dodgers over Braves: 3-0 Brewers over Padres: 3-2 Rays over Yankees: 3-1 White Sox over Guardians: 3-1 Championship Series Predictions: Brewers over Dodgers 4-3 Rays over White Sox 4-2 World Series Prediction: Rays over Brewers 4-2
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Guy who (almost) definitely cheated makes deal with gambling site. Certainly no concern there, right?
Atlanta Braves outfielder Ronald Acuña Jr. has partnered with Kalshi, making him the first MLB player to venture into prediction markets. Kalshi is also reportedly in talks with MLB for a leaguewide deal. nyti.ms/4y4Z0gX
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Once again: not a Dodgers fan, just an LA resident. The hottest temperature on the entire planet today was recorded in Los Angeles. Shut up about the attendance at the game today. It wasn't just "a sunny day"
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I love how even in this chudslop glorification video, both of the inbred GOP voters fall while trying to follow their stick race.
Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.
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There is a man who is now clapping and cheering at replays. We shouldn't all have to have our ears buffeted because mom didn't hug you.
People who performatively watch baseball at bars are in my top tier of most harmlessly obnoxious humans. Why are you screaming and clapping for strike 1 in the 6th inning with the bases empty? Playoffs or otherwise, that's just:
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I'm not a Dodgers fan nor a Dodgers defender. It's 10 degrees hotter at Dodger Stadium right now than it is in Death Valley, 1 of the 2 hottest places on Earth. Please use the slightest bit of thought before shitposting, I know it's hard.
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People who performatively watch baseball at bars are in my top tier of most harmlessly obnoxious humans. Why are you screaming and clapping for strike 1 in the 6th inning with the bases empty? Playoffs or otherwise, that's just:
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Division Series Predictions: Dodgers over Braves: 3-0 Brewers over Padres: 3-2 Rays over Yankees: 3-1 White Sox over Guardians: 3-1 Championship Series Predictions: Brewers over Dodgers 4-3 Rays over White Sox 4-2 World Series Prediction: Rays over Brewers 4-2
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I sincerely think Don Mattingly is the only manager in baseball who would have started Nola over Wheeler tonight. Marlins and Dodgers fans feel your pain and understand your trauma, Phillies fans. He's the worst in the game.
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Hey Don Mattingly defenders, y'all doing okay?
Aaron Nola's numbers in the 1st inning across his last 3 outings, dating back to the regular season: 6 H | 7 R | 2 BB | 4 K | 3 HR
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Don Mattingly really said, "we have three outs left and we need to score, how about we give them one of those outs for free?"
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The final Closer Report of the regular season is right here, read it!! marcillo.substack.com/p/just…
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Are there other guys named Esteury or just him?
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Almost like Tyler Phillips was pitching well and didn't need to come out...
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Hey @Marlins I'll see you in San Diego tonight 🙂‍↕️
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He's allowed 2 runs in 23 innings since some moron posted this.
dude I am so tired of Calvin Faucher
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Heading to San Diego this weekend to watch the Marlins for the last time this season. First time going to a game at Petco, any suggestions or advice, Padres folks? @DylanTweetin @sandiegoeq1 @TalkingFriars @AJCassavell @dennistlin @PadFathers619 @GaslampBall
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