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Really hope I don't screw up this second chance. Check it out, Thursday Nights on Lifetime. Go Bills IG @therealdavenorton

Joined November 2015
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David Norton retweeted
Yeah I know a gambling man when I see one. #24 looked him dead in the eyes and RAN THE OTHER WAY 😭😭
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David Norton retweeted
“Go Josh, Let’s Go Josh, Let’s fucking go” True love
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Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68. Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.
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David Norton retweeted
Ready for a special night at Highmark Stadium! Who needs 2 great seats for our home opener on Thursday Night Football?! 🦬
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David Norton retweeted
The NFL is pizza. Good pizza is very good. Bad pizza is still pretty good. CFB is seafood. Bad seafood is the worst thing you’ll ever eat and good seafood will change your life.
The worst gimmick of all time is "CFB > NFL"
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David Norton retweeted
I’ve never wanted more support from you guys than for this…. I wanna make this movie. Nobody can make this movie better than I can. Help me raise awareness 🙏🏻
David Arquette wishes a sequel to Ready to Rumble would be made: "I wish we would make a sequel to Ready To Rumble. It's difficult because if as film doesn't make a lot of money when it first comes out, its hard to drum up the interest for a sequel. But someone could always start a campaign and write Warner Brothers!" (Source: Reddit AMA)
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David Norton retweeted
It's official. The Montreal Canadiens are out of the playoffs and my favorite stat holds for another year. A U.S. team has won the Canadian Football League's Grey Cup (Baltimore Stallions, 1995) more recently than a Canadian team has won the NHL's Stanley Cup (Montreal, 1993).
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Buffalo and Overtime It’s always pain
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David Norton retweeted
Time in Federal Government… Alexander Hamilton: 5 years George Washington: 8 years Thomas Jefferson: 10 years John Adams: 12 years Bernie Sanders: 35 years Nancy Pelosi: 39 years Mitch McConnell: 41 years Chuck Schumer: 45 years It explains everything. Founders vs Grifters
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So I finally got around to watching the Hulk Hogan Real American documentary and here’s my takeaways. The Hulkster sacrificed his body to entertain and make a good living for himself and his family. The amount of surgeries and pain he had was brutal. Linda divorcing him and preventing him from living in one of the houses that he paid for is unforgivable. Then she dates a 19 year old and they take his boat out in front of his apartment so they can flaunt it in his face is next level trash. The judge giving her 70% of what that man sacrificed for shows how broken the system is. Triple H and the WWE banning him for a period of time because he said a word once is pathetic. Wrestling Fans booing him when he came back to me was odd..they cheer for the crap that modern wrestling is and hated one of the men who was the biggest star when it was actually relevant and didn’t suck. Overall it just reminded me of the time when the WWF was worth watching and entertaining. What they’ve been doing for over 20 years is why it’s a niche thing with a bunch of no names that the average person has never heard of. Hulkamania will live forever but professional wrestling is basically dead. It will never reach the heights that it once had. It’s now just a glorified soap opera and like many other industries such as Hollywood, music and others that have their best days in the rear view mirror. Hulk was 1 of 1 and will always be missed. #HulkHogan #RealAmerican #WWE #Wrestling
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this actually goes hard as fuck. we need more people removing politics from their lives and just being normal fucking humans.
Colorado Governor Jared Polis (D) takes selfie with Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert at Colorado Rockies game.
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David Norton retweeted
This thing of ours is forever, Buffalo.
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David Norton retweeted
Canada is getting mid season SEC twitter directed at them from ALL fan bases. Truly incredible 🇺🇸
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life is f**king incredible. cows turn grass into ribeyes, trees turn sunlight into oxygen, fruits and coconuts, water falls from the sky and dogs exist. we get to do literally anything we want with our life, fall in love with someone who was a stranger and somehow sex with them makes new life forms. God is real, magic exists, manifestation works, and love always finds a way. dont fall for the doomer shit. we live in a magical dreamscape, dont waste it.
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This is a Drake Maye tweet
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David Norton retweeted
Can’t wait to rock the red helmet on Sunday with #BillsMafia Repost today for a chance to win this helmet 🥶🥶⛄️signed by yours truly 😉 #WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66
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Let's go #BillsMafia ! Happy New Year! Keep voting! #WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66
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David Norton retweeted
#BillsMafia I need your help 😳Hit the RT to cast your vote and bump me up to 1st place to support Dion’s Dreamers ⛄️ #WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66
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David Norton retweeted
Crazy to think about it, but the #Bills are saying goodbye to their stadium of the last 53 years.
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