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being born was a tragedy but ab aaya hoon, kuch to le ke jaaunga.

Joined February 2015
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I'm a turtle, the world's a plastic straw.
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watched Barbie at noon on a Friday in a packed theatre – ON A WORKING DAY!!! – filled with people in pink fits laughing and clapping and then watched Oppenheimer and recognized ten other people from my Barbie show who changed outfits from pink to black this is just incredible
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Kabhi kabhi rona aata hai par gormint uspar bhi tax na lagade soch kar sambhal jaata hu.
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The difference between me in a game and me IRL is that I try really hard to not die in a game.
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.@Paytm madarchod
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I forgot to crop the watermark from a pic in a slide in my presentation and my professor thought I was giving credit and appreciated it and did not take into consideration that I am a complete fucking retard.
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Pani puri waale se extra puri ki bheek maangne waale Tanishq boycott karne ki baat karre hai.
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Ok just hear me out. What if our parents aren't happy about us picking journalism as a career because they have seen enough clowns showing manipulative news and selling out our country and don't want their kids to be a part of these propagandas?
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Apne hi logo mei batwara kar k kya desh ek karoge tum.
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Ye "dOnT GiVe Up oN sOmEoNe YoU LoVe" jaise chutiyape ne duniya barbaad kar rakhi hai. Are ma chudaye bhadve muje kya.
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Lol indian economy going down on us like none of our exs did.
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Riverdale should have been stopped after s2. They made an entire season on dungeons and dragons 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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The government keeps saying super power will come soon but the only thing that cums soon is me.
The best thing to do at @syndicatebank is leave.
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Sometimes I get confused between 'b' and 'd' while writing.
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BTS can help people cure depression by making them stab themselves in the neck.
Can't believe people used to look up to this clown. The way he sold his integrity piece by piece over the years is just sad. Money is tempting but at the cost of your own country's future?
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I'm gonna sound like a boomer but chota bheem and motu patlu have made this generation weak, these little shits need to go out and scrape their knees a little.
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Want to meet demanding singles in your vicinity to be insulted and feel worse about yourself and get some worthless fame while at it? Let shaadi wali aunty help.
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Sakshi Shivdasani is like a Christian rock band, makes no sense.
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