New York, NY
Joined August 2011
During this Labor Day weekend, allow me to share a policy I live by. If something angers me, I give it 24 hours. Usually by then, I’m no longer that angry. Happy Labor Day, everyone.
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🚨 Patrick Clancy’s 9-1-1 Call 🚨 Dispatcher: Explain how she tried to commit suicide. Where is she now? Stay awake. How old is she? Patrick Clancy: 31 to 33. Dispatcher: Is she awake? Patrick: Yes. Dispatcher: Is she breathing? Patrick: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking. Dispatcher: When did this happen? Patrick: Last half hour. / In the last half hour. Dispatcher: How far did she fall? Patrick: 20 feet. Dispatcher: Is she responding normally? Patrick: A little bit. Wake up. Dispatcher: What part of the body was injured? Patrick: Neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me. Dispatcher: Are there weapons? Patrick: I don’t see any. Where are the kids? (Multiple voices / moaning in the background; Lindsay is heard but not distinctly.) Dispatcher: Do not move her. Patrick: Open your eyes… Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Dispatcher: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding. Patrick: It’s not really bleeding, it’s just an open wound. / It’s not bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard. (Patrick continues speaking to Lindsay: “Stay awake.” “Look at me.” “Say my name.” “They’re coming.” Sirens approach.) Patrick, to arriving responders / still on the line: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids. / I’ve got to go check on my kids. (Footsteps as he goes inside the house.) Patrick: Guys? Guys? Hello? Oh no… Oh no! (Screaming, gasping, wailing.) Patrick: Oh my God! The basement! I need help. Basement! Basement! Oh my God! Dispatcher: Hello? What’s going on? What are you screaming about? Patrick: AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God! (Prolonged screaming, crying, and gasping.) Dispatcher: “Oh shit!”
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Replying to @greg16676935420
Well yes it’s going to be nighttime soon and the days are getting shorter every day
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we are officially entering the late 2020s
Today officially marks the beginning of the late 2020s.
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I get x money then new york being the corrupt socialist state that it is says "no interest for you". Fantastic.
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Your husband prefers Lake Monica.
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i’m this old
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Still need x money, just waiting patiently…..
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They can un-invite me from all the Halo events that they want. I just want to leave my grandkids with a nation that hasn't been rendered completely unrecognizable by Marxism.
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Cursor is now part of @SpaceX. Today, we have officially closed our acquisition. We will join the @spacexai team to help make Grok the world's most useful AI and improve Grok Build, Grok Bot, Grok API, Cursor, and more. SpaceX has built some of the most inspiring and impressive technology in the world, and we’re grateful for the opportunity to become part of such a special company. Onwards.
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oh crap i keep forgetting how close we are getting to the craziest tweet that will ever come out of this account
A flight school in Minnesota, the Pan Am Academy, alerts the FBI that some students who took classes on immigrant visas have been asking “suspicious questions” about low-altitude, high-velocity flight. One student, Zacarias Moussaoui, keeps asking how to fly a plane, but insists that he doesn’t need to know how to take off and land. Moussaoui is arrested.
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Found my 3 allergies in Tarkov - kills, roubles and extracting
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You just had to be there
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SpaceX has committed to using Nvidia GPUs exclusively because they are the best
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Waiting on x money still
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“Science” pleaded the fifth 111 times today.
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Cuando el terrorista es un musulmán y no un hombre blanco heterosexual de derecha:
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Doing the origins Easter egg in the big 26 on the first try really is making me feel old
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This is a fine little country song and it’s a rare positive sign for the culture that a song like this — not degenerate nonsense, not a bunch of retarded girl boss gibberish — is topping the charts.
you know the industry is cooked when this song is going to surpass whitney houston’s ‘i will always love you’ and mariah carey’s ‘we belong together’ for most weeks #1 on the billboard chart
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