🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
That Ajax 2019 team has aged disgustingly bro. 99% of them have basically just been washed before 30.
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
That nigga played against Jeff Green in college. He ain’t no fucking child
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
Rushed back early from tearing his Achilles to ruin the chemistry of the team that was actually rolling without him then sat out a game 7 to let JB die on his own. I’ll never respect him for that
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
As a DJ, I can confidently tell you, all the shit niggas talk on here doesn’t reflect how women react to her music in person lol. Meg’s music has never failed me in a DJ set lol
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
I GUESS TY JEROME WAS RIGHT 😭
Paolo: “you only look good cause your on a good team”
Ty Jerome: “I’d start on yall team…”
I can’t believe he was right man…
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
"my opponent was molested as a child" is possibly the most despicable political attack I've ever heard
Cesc Fabregas is a minority shareholder at Como and the owners, the Hartono brothers are rich AND ambitious.
Why would he leave a club that allows him to be himself and find talent for a Man Utd club that is a relic, unambitious, rudderless and finds ways to destroy everyone?
So wait....
Enes Kanter called the arena to express concern about his safety, the Dream actaully took his request seriously and got him a suite for his own safety...
Then he went on social media pretending they won't let him sit in his seats...
A truly pathetic human
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
One of my uncles went to study to become a pharmacist in late soviet Leningrad on an all expenses paid scholarship, when he had resigned himself to being an illiterate farmhand before. What the former USSR did to uplift the third world is without parallel in world history
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
Charles Barkley: "Should we be standing this close to Shaq?... He's been hanging out with Kash Patel. That's dangerous."
Ernie Johnson: "Oooh! Ooooh! Oh, I didn't know you were going there. But I should have known you would."
🇩🇲Plantain Man🇱🇨 retweeted
There is absolutely no ceiling to how much I enjoy Man United failing. The limit does not exist. It will never, ever get old.
































