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I lied about having just finished a 14 hour night shift before playing to make someone being toxic on the other team feel bad, but someone on my team believed it and after every play he’d say “let’s go night shift”. He sounded so happy I didn’t have the heart to tell him

Playing against bebop sucks so much, I cannot dodge that fucking hook, sometimes my hero needs to get close to get value and then he just pops me with 10000 damage with the press of a button. Also ivy is hot

Give Ava a heavy melee that can break boxes and do sinners but doesn't travel as far as a normal heavy melee

There needs to be a mod where the Venator is a nun #tbh

Vyper mains how do you deal with danny this character makes me feel like a victim, I cannot interact with him at all. All I can do is run to some indoors area.

Having to fight a double m1 lane as silver and drifter has to be one of the most miserable experiences ive had in this game yet

I think it'd be cool if they made a Fortress mode where you play on one lane (voted at the start of the match) and multiple people could select the same hero

i adore how deadman danny somehow simultaneously needs to be desperately nerfed and also has the lowest winrate out of the entire cast

I wish I was super good at this game so I could impress my boyfriend with my skills but he's been playing for so much longer and I suck so bad. I physically feel my rep going down when I lane with him oh my god

I seriously do not understand how anyone could find the default keybinds usable. 1, 2, 3, and 4 as ability keys is especially heinous

I like deadlock but I miss having smite's wards. also add Ymir to the game pls

All deadlock players on twitter secretly think they can win any character matchup by going "insano mode" and frankly it makes any kind of balance discussion insufferable

Is there a point where Standard matchmaking games stop being predetermined?

I think to balance nurse harrows ult slightly, she stores the damage similar to her 2 and takes it all after the ult ends. Then have her push me against a wall and inject me with whatever is in those syringes

Bro I just got back from China, no one fucking builds like that over there.

cant wait till the e-girls/boys find this game and start running healing tempo rush 2 max ivy, pocket medic nurse harrow, paige and echo shard rush rem. kelvin doesnt count though, he sucks.

i dont think enough people are considering that danny released weak on purpose

(Saying this as someone who plays rat king because i love rats) Rat Swarm is the most useless ability in the game, but it doesnt matter because his ult is so overtuned