So we had a ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ผ๐น going for who wound up ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ first, so I became Dr. Ezekiel Batman III! Then I realised I couldn't spell it, so, Deadpool! // 21+ #MVRP
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I know what you're thinking. 'A Deadpool? There's like 600 of these! Guys trying to be funny writing about chimichangas and Kevin Feige!'
'It's lazy. Creatively bankrupt. Too cancered up to even write good lewd.'
I'm supposed to say 'but' right about now.
Ha! ๐๐ถ๐ต๐ต!
"C'mon, there's three of us and one of him! And he wears his undies on the outside!"
"What's he gonna do?"
Oh hello! Been a while! Sorry! I died.
Obviously I got better but growing back from a head is a bitch and a HALF. Baby body. Adult head. I was sitting there like a Funko Pop!
But none of those OTHER mercs in the explosion grew back at all! BOOM!
Literally AND metaphorically!!
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I was fighting old guys ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ before it was cool, by the way. Just saying.
If it worked for Jake Paul it can work for me!
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Honestly I was just hoping that me and the cat could do splitsies because I was gonna go to McDonald's and I didn't wanna make two trips....
But if you're coming with me that makes it a team-up!
FUCK yes Leah! Let's do this! It's a roleplay ๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ! I'm gonna make a hashtag!
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Dropping my buddy off for a date with the Multiversal Time Police. I was like 'what's her number' and he was like 'B-15, and Wade, don't forget you promised to feed my cats!'
Go get her Sugarbear! Rizz her up good!
...can cats eat McDonald's? That's fine, right?
Au contraire, Twinkerbell! (That's French, for 'au contraire!')
...I mean, I guess SOME people would disagree, but also it's a vital part of the team dynamic!
You need The Brains! The Looks! The Muscle!
And of course, the
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...Triple-M. Buddy.
There's a very special question a man can ask another man to define the course of his life. They made it legal in every state now~! Unless you're under 16.
* drops to one knee! clasps his hands! *
Yes, Mobius! YES!
I would like to buy a jet-ski!
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I mean the T-V-A can kiss my A-S-S but thanks for plugging me, M-M-M!
( I THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS A VAMPIRE?? )
[ He's not. ]
( IT'S MOBIN' TIME!! )
[ No. ]
Nah he looks more like he sold me insurance in a previous life. Or shares in a really nice condo?
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"I know I shouldn't post lewd on the TL but hochi mama--"
"I'd sell a liver for this bad boy! I could get by with one!"
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๐ต I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!! ๐ต
๐ต SHINING! SHIMMERING! SPLENDID! ๐ต
๐ต TELL ME, PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE~! ๐ต
Also, why are you levitating OVER the carpet? Just 'cuz you can? Show-off!
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Looking at all those other guys I'm on your team, buddy! I'm on Team Being Alive!!
Besides, one, you ARE pretty cool in that Colossus, hall monitor kinda way, and two, I think I could actually pull off your costume!
Look at me! I am the captain now!
I can't tell which suit your hoping to see more. Naturally, it's just for a kick. Ironman costumes are always quite impressive too.
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Oh it's ON, Capsicle! Team Iron Man! Represent! Whatever happened to all those guys, anyway? C'mon! I'm gonna round up the troops! And we're gonna--oh.
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Hey listen, so, how much are one of those shields? Is there a helmet in my size?
