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aSS mONKEY. πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή

@Deadsyy

Leave well enough ALONE… Jah bless. β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’‹βœ¨

Joined March 2009
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Fat, but I look tf good 😌 πŸ‘™πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή #NoEyebrows #NoLashes 😩😭
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Double bagged a Ballerina Tea tonight. 🫣😬
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I’ll never forget how when Interstellar came out, my college boyfriend and I fell asleep in the theatre and when we woke up IT WAS STILL PLAYING. We both looked at each other and were like yeah….. Let’s go. Lol. Mid movie. Ive never attempted to watch it again. 🀣
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Gained like 10 pounds. On laxatives for the next few weeks. 😩😩😩
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I really wanna like Tyla - She did it again, but can they remove the Zara Lawson part?
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@thenayvuiiitonNov 7
Does having a boner feel like needing to poop but from the front? Please i need to know.
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dolo (@doloyeung) profile picturedolo@doloyeungNov 6
No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Where’s the Muslim batty men πŸ‘€
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Everytime I see someone jump over those new turnstiles I get a sense of pride.
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I will forever stand ten toes down when I say Carnival is something that should’ve been gate kept. πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
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@t_sadiityNov 6
I asked this nigga did he vote he said β€œyea I been did that shit online my mama sent me the link” πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’all niggas do is fucking lie
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Alli@just__AlliNov 5
Throwing it back to Regina Hall playing Candy in The Best Man (1999). 🎬✨
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I know she wanted to hang up the phone so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Not had a video call with my doctor today, and I could her see low-key getting fed up with me 🀣 I swear if she could roll her eyes, she would’ve, talkin bout it makes no sense to do more testing because I’ve had every test done already 😩😭
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Why do all taxis smell like ass??
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Wordle 1,964 3/6 πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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On your birthday is crazy. 🐀
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