@gggrody im glad you remember these things. I didn't care enough to remember her name. What a weirdo. Leaking. Darkie.

@gggrody ah yes! How brown it was.

@gggrody what was the name of that greasy restaurant around the corner called?

@gggrody That's right. The landlady wore a wig, the kitchen was small and the floors creaked.

@gggrody Huh? Which house was that for?

I don't get stoked for much, but when I do, its for Failure getting back together. #failureband

"@ScanBC: #Vancouver Police are searching for a male that was caught masturbating on a park bench near 1000 W Georgia St." @angryfonz 'camp'

@gggrody Something that nothing can compare to.

Thanks Apple for giving me access to all that biometric data! Fingerprint data plus 3d printer = new gloves for heinous crimes!

I managed to pvr it. #poofproof

I SWEAR that I just heard someone fart on jeopardy...after a food question even. #truedailydouble #haveyounoclasstrebek

.@CozyPines I need to wait a little longer so it can be considered a 'comeback'.

Why did Puff Daddy change his name to @kanyewest?