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Dean Praetorius retweeted
exactly what the ghost of Steve Jobs intended the Dyamnic Island be used for
Dean Praetorius retweeted
There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved
Dean Praetorius retweeted
over the years this has happened with companies i cover so many times that it actually has the opposite effect on me
i absolutely will write up your attempts to bury bad news now and forever
Dean Praetorius retweeted
The NYPD spent $150 Million *extra* last year to catch people who weren't able to afford to pay the subway fare. They owed just $104,000.
$150 million could buy free fares (at going rate) for 95,000 poor New Yorkers per year.
Instead four people shot, including an officer.
Dean Praetorius retweeted
I’m sorry to all of the comedians but Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still the funniest thing that has ever happened.
Dean Praetorius retweeted
You might never make shallot pasta again once you hear how I feel about abortion
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Dean Praetorius retweeted
‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.
Dean Praetorius retweeted
Would have done anything to be in the meeting where they brainstormed what emoji reaction Jill Biden should post in response to her husband dropping out of the presidential race.
Dean Praetorius retweeted
this dude challenged mark zuckerberg to a fight then immediately backed out when he realized zuck was going to rock him
Dean Praetorius retweeted
Never ever give up. It's fun to see how you fail over and over and over again
#MondayMotivation
Dean Praetorius retweeted
joe biden now has the opportunity to create several scotus vacancies in the funniest ways possible
Dean Praetorius retweeted
My @AP colleagues captured Americans watching the debate across the country last night and it is stunning.
Dean Praetorius retweeted
Dallas airport has a Kyrie poster next to a picture of a globe, amazing work by someone in the art department
