Software Engineer, Gamer, Gym enthusiast.
Newcastle Upon Tyne
Joined March 2009
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"it means the average downtime for each of our data centers... is a mere 5 minutes and 15 seconds per year" - Well this aged well didn't it? @ 5m average you blew it for the next 240 yrs with your 20 hour downtime on Tuesday. #LD8 @Equinix #negligence
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2000: change your passwords every 3 months
2010: it's totally worthless to force users to change their passwords every 3 months
2018: your passwords are compromised every 3 months so you have to change them anyway
So that's #MoneyHeist #LaCasaDePapel finished. Easily in my top 5 shows of all time. And now the post show finish blues set in 🙈
Can't wait for S2 of La casa de papel. #MoneyHeist on @NetflixUK tomorrow! I've not felt this excited about a show since Breaking Bad.
Why are the council tearing up roundabouts and putting in traffic lights? Public money to make the roads slower and worse? Just spent 11 minutes waiting at the new lights here, never previously spent more than 1 minute at the roundabout! 😡 @NewcastleCC
Absolutely flabbergasted at the amount of people whinging at @HighwaysEngland to get the lights turned back on at Moor Farm roundabout; if you need a set of lights to traverse a roundabout, then I’ve got news for you! You’re a shite driver.
The traffic lights on the roundabout at Moor Farm being off is just amazing. So much better traffic flow! Can you just turn the rest of them off for 2018 please @N_landCouncil #NewYearsResolutions
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Alexa tweet merry Chris smith hahahaha who the hell is chris smith delete that and say merry Chris smith no Chris smith I said Chris smith stop delete start again how do I stop now merry Chris smith never mind – at Salford, England
Just got back from Iceland 🇮🇸. Me and @iScottJS camped out all night at Jökulsárlón and slept in the car 🚗. Scott managed to catch this pic
Does anyone know how I turn these sort of notifications off? Literally about to delete Twitter if I can’t.
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Someone designed this. Then someone approved it for production. Then someone printed it. Than someone bought it and put it on their car.
Really enjoying @LimitlessCBS. Not looking forward to finishing and then spending the rest of eternity staring at Netflix selection screen.
Jodie “I have to be a star 💫” nah mate we all want you to get in the sea 🌊. #xfactor2017 #xfactoruk
Urgh just seeing Jodie’s face flash back up on screen makes me wanna headbutt the TV #XFactor
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COUNTER TERRORISM SEARCH: 22 year old man arrested on suspicion of explosive offences in Fenham, Newcastle. – at Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
