sand

A quick summary of myself so that anyone stumbling upon my profile will see it immediately: Hi, I'm sand. Yes, I speak for all the grains of sand that you stepped on yesterday and will step on tomorrow. I'm great friends with most Porgs, but seem to be enemies with Anakin.

I found a *very subtle you might have to squint* reference to me within the #starwars “Phasma” novel. ...also there’s a reference to Anakin but that’s far less important.

I had a horrible dream last night... Several desert planets were blown up, for the explicit purpose of ridding the universe of me. Fortunately, I woke up to still exist...

Overheard someone talking about how much sand will be used for the repairs of the Canto Bight Casino - I'm not looking forward to it.

Sorry I’ve been gone so long, I was busy sunbathing. The sun doesn’t seem to work very efficiently during winter.

I think I heard someone mentioning my name, but I was so distracted arguing with someone about inanimate object’s rights that I wasn’t able to answer. Just out of curiosity, though, do you believe in equal rights for inanimate objects?

A lost porglet has been wandering around a beach island for quite some time now, no other porgs in sight. I was wondering if anyone knew how to take care of one? #porg #starwars

So I just noticed that a total of 100 people decided to follow me, sand, the thing that so many despise. I wanted to let you know how grateful I am that you have accepted me as I am, coarseness, irritation and all :')

I still remember this incident very well. Juts chillin' on the beach and suddenly WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN THE SKY xitter.gq/StarWarsPR/status/9523…

So someone decided to join in on the action, finally ;) Welcome to Twitter, my friend. xitter.gq/h2okaythen/status/9521…

Some people seem to understand <3 xitter.gq/dalightsaber/status/95…

So everyone wants me to not exist anymore. Except two people. Thanks @CoolReyofJakku and @highgroundben, so far you’re the closest thing I have to friends :’)

Which one is more bearable?

I’ve been spending a lot of time focusing on beaches lately, it’s time to move to important places like deserts, I heard Jakku hosted one of the most important people in the galaxy. If that doesn’t beat a beach, I don’t know what does.

It has been made clear to me that the ocean doesn’t have a voice, those Moana people were dillusional. I will not believe such nonsense until I see water get a Twitter account, and actually start communicating with me, for once.

Can clarify this after spending most of my life next to beaches, tide pools and water bottles. xitter.gq/conanobrien/status/950…

So *apparently* some people have been complaining about the amount of sand in the desert. *Apparently* it's very difficult to see when the wind picks up and I blow everywhere. But realistically, the desert is one of the greatest places. It's warm and friendly, like a blanket :)

I was watching the waves today, not for any particular reason, when I noticed someone come swimming into the shore. Turns out it was actually just a buoy. I should really get my eyes checked.

You know when you think you hear your name being called but it's just people talking about you. I can't be the only one, right?

I decided to turn Twitter off for the night but when I returned I had well over 50 notifications to read. Oh well, the arguments between Rey and Kylo are certainly worth it. Neither of them like me, apparently.