Alright, here's a parody in Thomas Skinner's style: "Oi, listen up, you lot! I've just been down the market, and these whelks? They're takin' the absolute mick! £5 for a pot? That's daylight robbery! Back in my day, you'd get a bucket for a quid and still have change for a pie! This inflation's killin' us hardworking geezers. Who's with me? We need a whelk walkout! Not BOSH! 😡"