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To be alive in India: 1) Even if you aren’t wrong, say sorry and move on. Don’t get into arguments on the road with anyone. Control your anger and move on. Nothing is worth risking your life over. 2) Live in a good gated community that matches your social wavelength. Not saying this because I’m in this business. It genuinely saves you from a lot of unnecessary problems. 3) Buy a car as soon as you can. Even if you’re a safe two wheeler rider, Indian roads can disappoint you and sometimes, the consequences can cost your family a lot. 4) Don’t drive fast just because the road is empty. You can control your driving. You can’t control the idiot coming from the opposite direction. 5) Don’t pick fights with strangers. You have no idea who they are, what they are capable of, or what they are carrying. Walk away. 6)If you’re travelling late at night, use the safest option available. Saving ₹500 is not worth putting yourself in a situation you can’t control. Skip night drives > 30 km post 11 PM as much as possible. 7)Avoid roadside food as much as possible. It may look tempting and harmless, but hygiene, water quality, oil quality and food storage are things you simply cannot control.
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You don’t even know how good looking you can be til: - you are less than 10% body fat - don’t eat junk food for 90 days - sleep and wake up at same time for 30 days straight - eat steak 5x a week - eat seafood for iodine - make sure your lymph flow is optimized - lift heavy 3x a week - eat more collagen instead of lean cuts of protein
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Trust me! Hitting Gym is the best solution for every problem in life.
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5 Advanced SQL Functions That Will 100x Your Career (Quick Guide 📝) These will help you to write a better SQL script and make you a better engineer. 👉🏻 QUALIFY It's similar to the WHERE clause, but QUALIFY is used to filter rows after an aggregate operation or windowed analytic function is applied. 👉🏻 APPROX_COUNT (or SUM) Sometimes you don't need to extract COUNT/SUM but just approximate value to get the work going. Modern data systems are able to give you results quickly when you use these functions. 👉🏻 UNNEST You will be working with a lot of unstructured data that will come in Arrays/List, using functions like UNNSET can help you to work with them easily. 👉🏻 Geography Functions These functions are specially designed to handle Geographical Data, they generally start with "ST_" 👉🏻 SAFE_CAST When you have the casting function applied in the script, it might fail because of some garbage data Eg. CAST("hello" AS INT) -- won't work! You can use SAFE_CAST, it will automatically handle errors and make the value NULL ======================= Are you interested in learning all of these using hands-on projects? You can check out my Zero To Hero Data Engineering Course👇🏻
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Perks of being in a Tier-3 college 🤡: 1.Surrounded by low ambition you’ll start lowering your own bar too. 2. Life’s ultimate mission here: get a banda/bandi. 3. “Skills?” – unheard of. Semester exams are the only religion. 4. Attendance ka Olympic-level competition hota hai.
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btech in electronics is the most ‘engineering’ degree of engineering
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Once you stop using Instagram There's no going back.
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30 years ago, Parents hoped their daughters would marry a good man. Nowadays, parents hope their sons marry a good woman. Huge lesson in there.
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Don’t shout at me but batting these days is way easier than 20/25 years ago! Probably twice as hard back then! Waqar, Shoaib, Akram, Mushtaq, Kumble, Srinath, Harbhajan, Donald, Pollock, Klusener, Gough, McGrath, Lee, Warne, Gillespie, Bond, Vettori, Cairns, Vaas, Murali, Curtley, Courtney and the list could go on and on… I’ve named 22 above. Please name me 10 modern day bowlers that can compare to the names above?
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#INDvsENG Avg conversation between Shubman Gill and Jasprit Bumrah :
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Jabse RCB IPL jeeti hai tabse duniya mein kuch bhi achcha nahi ho raha hai!
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É NOSSA!!!!!! 🏆
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Phone on silent mode + thrown in another room. I've been doing this for months before posting today. I only check my phone three or four times a day - no notifications, no distractions, no temptation to check socials - just pure, focused work. Also, my attention span is way better now. I can read a dense research paper or finish 100+ pages of a book in one sitting. Productivity shot up, 24 hours feel longer, and now I get more things done than I would have about a year ago.
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Finally, got the JOB 😭🥳 Got 2 offer letters in a single day 😍🥳 A day remembered forever in my life 🤩 After failing more than 110+ interviews After getting humiliated from relatives After struggling from many sleepless nights I achieved 🤗
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How do I explain to a non-cricket fan that this is more beautiful than anything..❤️✨️
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Rohit Sharma is a true leader—always bringing the team together and looking out for his players. He pushes everyone to be their best and truly deserves all the success and more! @ImRo45
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Champions Trophy CHAMPION…. Yeeeeehhhhh…. 😊🇮🇳
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Rohit Sharma - flawlessss💯
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