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Pagosa Springs | Archuleta County
URGENT: MANDATORY EVACUATION ORDER — EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
The Town of Pagosa Springs has issued a MANDATORY EVACUATION ORDER for residents, businesses, and visitors in areas threatened by flooding, particularly along the San Juan River corridor and in low-lying areas.
⚠️ The San Juan River is projected to reach nearly 17 feet — approximately 2 feet higher than last week's flooding.
If you are in an affected area, EVACUATE NOW. Do not wait for water levels to rise or for additional warnings.
🚧 IMPORTANT ROAD CLOSURES
Beginning Sunday, November 1, at 6:00 a.m., San Juan Street and Hermosa Street will be closed to through traffic.
Additional closures in downtown Pagosa Springs and along U.S. Highway 160 may be necessary as conditions develop.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO NOW:
- Leave threatened areas immediately and move to higher ground.
- Take essential medications, identification, important documents, and emergency supplies.
- Never drive or walk through floodwaters.
- Follow posted detours and instructions from emergency personnel.
- Do not return to evacuated areas until officials issue an all-clear.
📞 If you are in immediate danger or need emergency evacuation assistance, call 911.
Flood conditions can change rapidly, and roads and bridges may become impassable with little warning.
Please take this order seriously, act now, and share this information with neighbors, friends, and family who may be affected.
Emergency and Assistance Information
If you have an emergency, call 911 immediately.
For non-emergency evacuation assistance, please contact non‑emergency dispatch at 970‑731‑2160. If you need to evacuate, please do so. Road conditions are not expected to improve over the next few days.
For general inquiries, Archuleta County has established an Incident Call Center at 970‑508‑9928, staffed from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m.
Evacuation and Animal Shelter Information
An evacuation center is open at the Pagosa Lakes Property Owners Association (PLPOA) Clubhouse, located at 230 Port Avenue, staffed by the Red Cross and the Department of Human Services.
Small animals are being housed at the Humane Society, 465 Cloman Blvd.
Large animals may be taken to the Archuleta County Fairgrounds, 344 Hwy 84.
🔗 For official updates and flood recovery information, visit: pagosasprings.co.gov/349/Oct…
Your safety is our highest priority.
Updates posted on Facebook at facebook.com/share/p/1FVA3xi…
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Why is PP2 successful?
No bullshit. They play down low, get pucks to the net, and battle. Nothing lazy and entitled
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Here is the missed game stoppage (High-stick) the Avs challenged, the goal ended up counting after video review
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🚨 BREAKING: PHP is warning admins to prepare for emergency security updates tomorrow to fix two critical vulnerabilities rated CVSS 9.2.
However, security researchers at @watchtowrcyber rate the flaws CVSS 10.0 and say they are RCE vulnerabilities affecting PHP 5 through 8.
Information about the vulnerabilities has reportedly leaked ahead of disclosure.
No known exploitation in the wild.
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A recent incident where Jerry Seinfeld responded to hecklers accusing him of supporting genocide by saying, “I am a racist, it’s a genocide, I’m into it,” showed that the comedian isn’t ashamed to defend his pro-Israel stance. But now the beloved comedian is proving more than ever that he’s not backing down: Jerry Seinfeld has announced that in response to criticism of his support for Israel, he will be dating another 17-year-old.
Damn! Looks like Israel got a new attack dog, and his name is Jerry Seinfeld.
During an interview on SiriusXM’s ‘We Got Company,’ Seinfeld doubled down on his defense of Israel, stating, “They say I can’t support Israel. They heckle my performances. They slander me online. But I won’t apologize. In fact, thanks to the constant harassment these people put me through, I will be dating another 17-year-old.”
“I’ve had enough! I thought about doing ‘Unfrosted 2’ to get back at these jerks, but I wanted to go even further,” he continued. “So I will be prowling parks near high schools in search of a new underage girlfriend. I don’t care what my haters think. I don’t care what my wife thinks. And I don’t care what the 17-year-old thinks. We’re going to be in love, and she is going to be 17 and very busty for her age. You thought the age gap was bad when I was 39? Just wait until I have a 17-year-old girlfriend NOW. I’m going to be proud as ever to support Israel and have a 17-year-old girlfriend. Because calling me a racist comes with consequences. And those consequences are 17 years old.”
Whoa! No matter where you stand on the Israel issue/72-year-olds dating children, you’ve gotta admire Seinfeld’s conviction here.
Looks like when you mess with Jerry, you get the horns. If you’re an anti-Israel activist, you may want to think twice before the next time you heckle Seinfeld.
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"I'm really happy with the final 40 minutes. I thought we got more competitive as the game went on. I didn't like our puck management in the first period. Turnovers in the D Zone, turnovers in the neutral zone led to scoring chances against"
Jared Bednar FULL postgame ⬇️⬇️
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Andrei Vasilevskiy put SIX cats on his new mask and had the most cat-person explanation possible 😂🐱
(h/t @Gabby_Shirley_)
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NEW: In a new audio recording, GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx suggests that his campaign filed someone else's large contribution under Marx's name to avoid campaign finance limits.
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How far we've fallen that the reaction to a President of the United States straight up bribing voters is "Well, he probably won't pay it" instead of "Holy shit, a President of the United States is straight up bribing voters!"
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Conservatives are losing it over Mamdani's ceremonial 9/11 pen handoff to attorney Ramzi Kassem
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Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.
Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).
A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.
At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at dollyparton.com
In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at imaginationlibrary.com
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Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier
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