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JuliaSugarbaker@๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Well, well, well ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜Ž
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JuliaSugarbaker@๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Replying to @DeltaSassy
Calm down. She will be opening briefcases containing the ingredients to be used.
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โ—๏ธThis absolutely LUDICROUS! She knows NOTHING about cooking so how can she co-host a cooking show or better yet, critique someone elseโ€™s cooking!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ independent.co.uk/news/uk/hoโ€ฆ
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Neurotic in spades!๐Ÿคช
Self explanatory ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Nutty as a Payday candy bar๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
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Why do t they retreat to their imaginary Portugal property?๐Ÿค”
citizen m off to Australia? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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What else can I say๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Who writes this stuffโ€ฆโ€ฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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JuliaSugarbaker@๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
California set aside $24 billion for homelessness. California then announced that the entire $24 billion DISAPPEARED. Finally, it was tracked down. It turns out that the funds were turned over to an NGO. Instead of helping the homeless, the funds were used for a mansion in LA, a home in Greece, and a $125,000 vehicle. All under the watchful eye of Gavin Newsom. The dude belongs in prison.
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An image better suited for her๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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AGAIN??๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Lies all lies!
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Self explanatory ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Nutty as a Payday candy bar๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
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Fergie, you are a hot mess๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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What vindication???? Markle is cunning and has a โ€˜DEFLECTIONโ€™ for every scandal!!!
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Can someone please tell me why this woman keeps flicking her coat open exposing her moon bump?๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Iโ€™m sorry, you can take pics of a pig dressed like this but sheโ€™s still a pig! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท
on her way to meet a client ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Well welcome to the menโ€™s club!!! I wonder how many โ€˜MENโ€™ paid for your daughterโ€™s services๐Ÿค”!!!!!
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JuliaSugarbaker@๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Correct. Using Starlink, a civilian commercial service, for offensive drone strikes to kill people has never been allowed, nor should it be. Starshield, a different system, is controlled by the US government. What they decide to do is up to them. Ukraine military violated Starlink terms of service and used it for offensive drone strikes to kill people. That loophole was closed last week. Starlink remains critical to the defense of Ukraine, as it is the only system that cannot be jammed or blown up, at least for now. Were Starlink to be turned off, the Ukrainian front line would collapse immediately. This is NOT a threat, it is simply a statement of fact. Starlink was also crucial to preventing Russia from overrunning Ukraine in the early days of the war, as all other means of communication were destroyed or jammed by Russia. SpaceX has done more to defend Ukraine than any private company on Earth BY FAR. That said, I have nothing but UTTER CONTEMPT for the virtue-signaling evil warmongers who push for endless slaughter and offer no realistic solution to the conflict. May you burn in hell. End of story.
STARLINK WORKS THE SAME WAY ITS ALWAYS WORKED. ITS NOT A WEAPONS SYSTEM, NO MATTER HOW MUCH UKRAINE WANTS IT TO BE.
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โš ๏ธ ๐Œ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐š๐ง ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ฅ๐ž ๐’๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐’๐ก๐ž ๐Š๐ž๐ฉ๐ญ ๐€๐ซ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‹๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐›๐ž๐ญ ๐€๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐‡๐ž๐ซ ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ฅ๐ž โ€˜๐“๐จ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐œ๐ญ ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ฆโ€™ (Version #2) Markleโ€™s response through her dedicated media outlet ๐™‹๐™š๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™š ๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ฏ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š, โ€œI hope it can now be understood that, despite certain media publicationsโ€™ distortion over the years, any distance from my father and my choice to not allow him to have contact with our children, was for one reason: to protect them.โ€ MAKE UP YOUR LITTLE TWISTED DYSFUNCTIONAL MIND MARKLE, 1) you wrote โ€˜the letterโ€™ to โ€˜your dad to โ€˜protect H from RF berating himโ€™ or #2) you kept them from their grandfather Markle to โ€˜protect your childrenโ€™? Ohhh, what a liar you are!๐Ÿคฅpeople.com/meghan-markle-kepโ€ฆ
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โš ๏ธ ๐—–๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ: ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐— ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ โ€˜๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜†โ€™ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ ANL attorney Andrew Caldecott stated in court that Thomas Markle Sr. had honoured the privacy in this letter until the ๐™‹๐™š๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™š ๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ฏ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š article appeared,โ€ he said, referring to an article that detailed Thomas and Meghanโ€™s estranged relationship. โ€œMr Markle has been royally attacked in the ๐™‹๐™š๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™š ๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ฏ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š in precisely the way he there describes, and this is his reply.โ€ By releasing the letter was Thomasโ€™ way of responding to the claims about him that he believed Meghan had shared with ๐™‹๐™š๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™š ๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ฏ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š. Oh, what a web of tangled lies you weave Markle!theguardian.com/uk-news/2021โ€ฆ
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