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The Democrat Machine

@DemocratMachine

Controlling things even when it doesn't feel like we control anything. Please direct all complaints to @RepJeffries, @ChuckSchumer & @kenmartin73.

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We've been playing "Ain't No Stopping Us Now" by McFadden & Whitehead on a loop for 24 hours in a row
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The polls are open. Vote Early. Vote Often.
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Hopefully the Chicago Pope sees the value in distributing patronage
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wow these early exit poll numbers about (thing that might not hold up once actual votes are reported)
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we're doubling down on coffee
Chasten Glezman Buttigieg (@Chasten) profile pictureChasten Glezman Buttigieg
@Chasten5 Nov 2024
🚨 🔥 HOLY 🐄 HEARING FROM VERIFIABLE SOURCES MORE COFFEE DOESN’T HELP ELECTION DAY DOOMSCROLL ANXIETY 🫠
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Good afternoon, bring us your anecdotal turnout reports
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Vote Early, Vote Often!
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We've always liked our friends in Iowa and have never doubted them whatsoever
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are the Decemberists playing this rally or something?
Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) profile pictureAlex Cole
@acnewsitics29 Oct 2024
Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.
Image from Alex Cole (@acnewsitics)
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there'll be polls closed exactly 7 days from right now
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Really wishing we actually paid to read major newspapers so we could cancel a subscription. They're not your friends, and they never were.
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that didn't take long
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorld22 Oct 2024
McDonald's hamburgers linked to E. coli outbreak in the US bbc.in/4hd4ijr
McDonald's hamburgers linked to deadly E. coli outbreak in the US

McDonald's hamburgers linked to deadly E. coli outbreak in the US

At least 49 people have been sickened and one person has died, according to the CDC.

bbc.com
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our polling has him ahead among voters with an opinion about Arnold Palmer's dong
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who told her about the weather machine
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By watching the Vice Presidential debate, you all are now considered likely voters by pollsters
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"WAAAAHHHH YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY I'M LYING" - #VPDebate2024
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JD Vance is is like if Donald Trump had some degree of message discipline. A smooth liar.
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certainly a question to assume that the Vice President of the United States is gonna be the deciding voice here
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Happy 100th to President Carter!
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wonder how that happened, Newt
CSPAN (@cspan) profile pictureCSPAN
@cspan27 Sep 2024
.@newtgingrich on Speaker Johnson and House GOP: "Over the last ten or twelve years you had a group grow up in the House Republican Party who think that voting no and getting nothing done is a victory."
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