married to my handsome dude • my kid is my soul mate • I miss the 90’s & Lisa Frank • former #shopDP hustler
KY born Georgia living
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“I would rather get stuck in a deep hole with no food or water for five days than watch these people kiss.”
-my kid
I may be doing a crafty market in September with my bows and earrings 😅 and idk what to think about it! It’s bringing up old memories ✨🎀
If you are ever given the opportunity to get @gethotwire internet, AVOID AT ALL COSTS. I have lived everywhere in the US, some places extremely rural, and I have NEVER had so many issues with an internet company!! Our entire (large) neighborhood is constantly without service.
I’ll just start tweeting @gethotwire every time OUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD is without internet. 🙄 we can’t even change companies bc of a contract with our community so they have us stuck.
FIX IT JESUS 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Y’all “Robin” is giving me the super feels as a mom 😭😭😭
Gutted.
#THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT
WHEW. still processing #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT this morning. Gonna take awhile. I wish I had this album back when I needed it 👏🏻
Thissss. We don’t do homework until high school & even then, it’ll be limited. 👏🏻
I use up about 99.8% of my daily patience quota in the 45 minutes between waking up and getting the kid to school.
I was cussing that couch to high heaven though. And was pouring sweat. Finally got it where I wanted and yelled FUCKK YOUUUU.
I went beast mode on our office space and moved our very large, oversized pottery barn couch that weighs a literal ton bc I couldn’t be patient enough to wait for help.
Paying for it today, but it’s done. 😜
Why I decided to do this when I’m hosting a birthday party in less than a month at my house? Idk. There are at least 20 other house projects I could have started. But this one. In a room no one will see during the party is the one. 😭
We kept around 80% of our books packed up when we got here a year ago. And I decided it was time to unbox them & go through them.
There are books everywhere 🤪
Our family has a book problem. Truly. Both my husband and I are afflicted & we’ve passed it down to our offspring. 🥴